Your child is gone
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How old the child is? I finished school at 19, I didn't come home for weeks, staying with my girlfriend at her place. Ever since sixteen it was "call if won't come home to sleep". If younger than sixteen than "how late is s/he?" If plenty late (depends on how long s/he has to commute home from school)... Let's just say working out a solution for a hypothetical situation requires more context, shall we?
Fuck... got ninja'd.HardkorSB said:I think this one is obvious:
Seriously though, Calling the authorities is the first action. Than start looking for them.
I think, he/she will be back. I have all the toys in my house.
If my child is younger than 10, I would probably call the cops.
"Can we get a description of the missing child sir"?
"Ya he's about 3'9", is wearing a green shirt and blue shorts, brown hair. Probably covered in his abductors blood. Watch out for his mouth, he's a bitter".
My son, spawn of the devil, lureable by candy.
Should I have a kid >.>
If my child is younger than 10, I would probably call the cops.
"Can we get a description of the missing child sir"?
"Ya he's about 3'9", is wearing a green shirt and blue shorts, brown hair. Probably covered in his abductors blood. Watch out for his mouth, he's a bitter".
My son, spawn of the devil, lureable by candy.
Should I have a kid >.>
Tell wife to calm the fuck down (mothers typically go hysterical), proceed to call all friends/relatives, followed by a call to the authorities while I attempt to backtrack my child's steps after school.
I'll immediately hop on my car, and dive off. Then detonate my child's explosive collar. After that, the explosive bracelet, then the other explosive bracelet. Ans so on. I'll find them by using the explosions to triangulate the position.
Press x to jason .
OT: most likely call friends and the school . Then seach the route home backwards . Then call the police . I think if you dont call the police soon enough you can be charged with criminal nehligeance .
If he was kidnapped ,murder the kidnapped
If he was acting the fool , roast his ass with red fire ( red fire is the name of my grandmothers red leather belt , guess why we call it red fire).
OT: most likely call friends and the school . Then seach the route home backwards . Then call the police . I think if you dont call the police soon enough you can be charged with criminal nehligeance .
If he was kidnapped ,murder the kidnapped
If he was acting the fool , roast his ass with red fire ( red fire is the name of my grandmothers red leather belt , guess why we call it red fire).
Get worried after a few hours, followed by calls to his friends and their parents, and his hangouts.
If that doesn't turn up anything, get panicked and call the cops.
Followed by frantic screaming and yelling at the cops, followed by more frantic screaming and yelling at no one in particular.
If that doesn't turn up anything, get panicked and call the cops.
Followed by frantic screaming and yelling at the cops, followed by more frantic screaming and yelling at no one in particular.
Ask why my wife didn't pick him up? Assuming I'm the one with the job here as that's what the post seems to be indicating. Damn wife I'm going to have to go have a talk with her about this! I know she didn't want to have kids but that's no excuse to go losing them!
First I take a mech. Then I slaughter everyone and everything within a 100 mile radius until I either find my child or reduce him to a fine red mist.
