I think I'm much more of a pervert than I think I am.
I think about sex a little too much, and I know a lot of other guys do too, because we've talked about subjects like this. Sometimes, though, I can think about sex in the worst possible situation for it. Example: high school trip to Washington DC for 5 days with my choir. I had no girlfriend at the time, had not masturbated or had sex in probably a month (hadn't been alone for a long time) My whole choir goes to visit the Holocaust Museum as part of our big tour of sites and museums around the capitol building.
Now, we're in the middle of the section talking about Mengele and scientists and whatnot (I honestly dont remember much of the museum, more on that later) doing experiments on Jews, Gypsies, etc along with the whole atmosphere of being in a museum in remembrance of the systematic murder of 6 million people. No matter what section of the museum we go through, ALL I can think of is this girl (that I had never formally met before) from the Alto II section that is wearing the PERFECT pair of jeans to compliment her sweet ass.
The whole museum is a blur while I'm spending all of my sick, sexually frustrated and pent up time staring at this girl's ass instead of learning or being somber and whatnot. It gets to the point where I even have a boner. Thinking about having sex with this girl. Thinking about finding a quiet, unassuming place in a museum dedicated to the horrible murders of 6 million people... to just sex the hell out of this girl with the sweetest ass I'd ever seen at that moment. Having a boner, with my friends or anyone else would probably think Im some sort of super Nazi serial killer waiting to happen if they ever noticed. So I spent my entire time in the holocaust museum staring at a girl's ass, dreaming about doing her on one of the exhibits.
This girl eventually became my girlfriend, and eventually my dream did come true (though the setting was different)
TL;DR - I fell in love with my second girlfriend at the holocaust museum.
