Your Conspiracy

[crimson5pheonix]

I seriously think Eye doctors are a conspiracy. No lies. I think they want you in eyeglasses as soon as possible to ruin your eyesight and force you onto eyeglasses for the rest of your life.

That's not a conspiracy... thats' a matter of hoaxters. Conspiracies requires many to work together to make a hoax.

And no, not eye doctors... but dentists. Less seriously-minded dentists have this hillarious tendancy to find dental problems where they are none. Then there are astrologers... and fortune tellers. Again: hoaxters.

Then there is the special case of homeopaths. They are obviously wrong, and there are alot of people practicing it. But there I'm not thinking conspiracy... that's rather a case of mass-delusion, or should I say: mass-dilution. *nerdy snigger*

/S

If it was just one eye doctor in my area I would believe you. But I've been to three eye doctors who said I need to be in eye glasses even though I have perfect vision. I have a friend who moved here from another state and he went to 4 eye doctors who said he needed eye glasses even though he had perfect vision. I have another friend from a different state and the same thing happened to him. they're working together.

 

[drzoidbergmd]

Get ready to have your mind blown...we never landed on the sun...tell no one.

 

[Limasol]

I always thought inanimate objects were out to humiliate me, turns out i was just clumsy.

 

[tendo82]

Proverbs for Paranoids:
1. You may never get to touch the Master, but you can tickle his creatures.
2. The innocence of the creatures is in inverse proportion to the immorality of the Master.
3. If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
4. You hide, they seek.
5. Paranoids are not paranoid because they're paranoid, but because they keep putting themselves, fucking idiots, deliberately into paranoid situations.
-- Collected from Gravity's Rainbow, V237, 241, 251, 262, & 292

 

[Evilbunny]

Snopes spreads urban legends to drive up traffic at their sites, and then debunk those legends while spreading different ones.

That's ridiculous, it was debunked by Sn.... oh dear god.

 

[Canadianwookie]

My personal favourite theory:

Google and all major search engines are being controlled by the mysterious MIB, and therefore censor your searches on the internet from finding out the truth!

Look it up, you won't find it... They never do...

 

[Lord Krunk]

Also what i meant to add as to why that is my favourite theroy is because I love the mental image of Gough seeing the UFO on a trip to Queensland and literally 'shooting it down' himself with a .22, and then just camping out on the remains to protect them from Nixon until he was sacked.

...Don't judge me okay?

Now that i think of it...

I actually agree with you. I can picture it as well.

But if you want a real Aussie conspiracy, look no further than Harold Holt. He's still a mystery.

 

[thechemist]

I thought this was interesting since I work in biochemistry field.

There are three toxicologists on my floor with the same basic goal of determining what cancer cells are and how to neutralize their effects, etcetera.

We were sure that one of our girls had it but she could never recieve anymore funding for her experiments or for any new team members for that matter, or even workable test subjects (rats, mice, hamsters, etc...)

Though, it was a joke at the time, someone mentioned at lunch that the government must not want us to find suitable treatments for cancer.

Potentially, not a conspiracy, but alarming just the same.

 

[Graustein]

now I know some people are in dire need of attention from any possible source, but these folks really need a grip. What's next? someone saying we're not real too? That this is all an illusion?

Then again, this being the internet, the chance of it being around already is significant...

You mean Solipsism? [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solipsism]

 

[Unknower]

Proverbs for Paranoids:
1. You may never get to touch the Master, but you can tickle his creatures.
2. The innocence of the creatures is in inverse proportion to the immorality of the Master.
3. If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
4. You hide, they seek.
5. Paranoids are not paranoid because they're paranoid, but because they keep putting themselves, fucking idiots, deliberately into paranoid situations.
-- Collected from Gravity's Rainbow, V237, 241, 251, 262, & 292

"Even paranoids have enemies."

 

[Hiddlebits]

I suspect trees and plants of laughing at me behind my back. In addition, I'm frequently paranoid that people can hear the bad things I'm thinking about them. Also that I'm the only person in the entire world without the ability to read minds, and that people are just keeping it secret purely to spite me.

Nah, that's just perfectly ordinary paranoia, I get that too.

As for conspiracies...plums are a lie? Sorry I couldn't think of anything good.

 

[hippo24]

My conspiracy is that THERE ARE NO CONSPIRACIES just paranoid bloggers.

 

[BlackZero]

my theory is that we have conspiracys for shits and giggles, also that canada is a place that is run by mooses and polar bears, also the reason that it wasn't bombed is cause it has nothing worthwhile (maple syrup doesn't count), and if it were to attack america it would have to launch a pine tree across the border (thank all the canadian jackasses online for this one, if you keep making fun of america we wil make fun of your country), also the reason british people are so defensive about their country is cause they know no one else cares about their country, and the reason they have bad teeth is that they are trying to come up with a legitimate reason that women will not want to go out with them, but in accuality they just don't brush they're teeth because they're stupid (paid for by the british assholes on xbox live)

 

[axia777]

http://www.911weknow.com/

 

[Johnn Johnston]

My conspiracy is that THERE ARE NO CONSPIRACIES just paranoid bloggers.

Well, there are always the surprising couple that prove that life throws you a curveball. But, apart from those (almost always political) ones, there are just paranoid bloggers.

 

[Graustein]

My conspiracy is that THERE ARE NO CONSPIRACIES just paranoid bloggers.

What's the difference?

 

[BardSeed]

The government are covering up the discovery of alien artifacts and are slowly preparing us for the truth! (Partially joking..)

 

[mokes310]

How Australia released Chopper so soon...did they do it just so television parodies could be created for everyone to have a laugh??? That man is 100% nuts!

Also, 9/11, the Pentagon & that field in bumf*ck nowhere...You're really telling me that TWO planes crashed, and every last piece of wreckage was disintegrated???

 

[Devil's Due]

The USA government has sexual movies / games / TV rated for 18+ and violence for 13+.

It makes perfect sense if you look at it, this worlds overpopulated in a lot of areas. What better way to control it? Discourage reproduction and encourage violence and warfare. It keeps the population in check and keeps everyone happy.

 

[LV Solace]

I have my beliefs about the 9/11 tragedy. I belive that yes it was an orchestrated plot, by someone, high up in our government. They likely worked with a country like Iran, who has the powerful Hezbollah organization. They used willing iranian citizens who did actually launch the attack.

And then somewhere along the line of "it's hezbollah lets blow that shit up." it became, "it's Iraq, lets invade and try and become world police."

Another inc ludes that area 51 is really just a normal research facility that the government propegates as a secret alien reseacrch facility with movies and the internet. It's simply a cover for area XYZ that is the real alien research facility.