Your dark side

[mParadox]

Say you are a flower child in front of everyone but you do happen to house a cynical,dark and down-right evil to you and vice versa.

I can be very violent, which is occasional but most of the time i manage to my cool. Hell, it's so rare that people genuinely forget!

And no, you can't be Batman.

 

[BonsaiK]

Well if I posted here about it, it wouldn't be hidden, right?

The whole point of a hidden dark side is that you don't tell anyone.

 

[Angerwing]

I act nice and friendly, but secretly, I hate pretty much all of my friends.

 

[shadyh8er]

I torture insects who refuse to die quickly. One time this one fly just wouldn't hold still, so I just trapped it in a window and let it starve. Then I actually decapitated a cockroach because I HATE ROACHES!

 

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

Well if I posted here about it, it wouldn't be hidden, right?

The whole point of a hidden dark side is that you don't tell anyone.

Not even if you want people to think you're deep?

I don't have a darkside, I'm not going to waste my time focusing on things that aren't interesting or fun.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

I don't have a hidden dark side.
More like a hidden pussy side. I try not to acknowledge it.

Well if I posted here about it, it wouldn't be hidden, right?

The whole point of a hidden dark side is that you don't tell anyone.

I imagine the point is that you don't have to hide anything on the internet.
Anonymity and all that.

 

[Jackalb]

Mine's quite the reverse, I act all mean and depressed but I'm actually the most bubbly optimist in the world.

 

[PoliceBox63]

I think everyone does really.

 

[Queen Michael]

And no, you can't be Batman.

Dang! I was going to use my regular catchphrae "One word: Batman." but now I guess I can't. Well, I'm very intolerant of bad grammar. And my cooking isn't exactly the quality of Jamie Oliver Twist. (Please sir, may I have some more?)

 

[Kevlar Eater]

I'd be tossed into an asylum if I showed my dark side..

 

[Canadamus Prime]

I have my dark side, but it isn't as black and white as you describe.

 

[Toriver]

My self-esteem cannot go any lower. This can manifest itself in quite unfortunate ways for myself, and at times, for others.

And if I had my way, dogs would go extinct.

 

[Rusman]

I am quite prone to having severe mood swings and minor mania based outbursts.

 

[Super Toast]

If someone wrongs me, I'll go out of my way to make them suffer. This extends from CoD4 to real life.

 

[Broady Brio]

The normal side is nice and all...

But alone, he comes out and proclaims his hate for pretty much everyone.

Hmmm... Though when I was younger he did try and come out, this resulted in me breaking down in tears.

 

[leelinkman22]

My hidden dark side even scares me...I have no doubt that I would be able to commit to wholesale mass slaughter just for shits and giggles if it weren't for my intense self-preservation instinct that makes me obey the laws...

P.S. Yes I am chaotic evil.

 

[Egitor]

I am extremely violent if I let myself go. Many years of anger management have lead to me being able to manage it, mostly by getting the hell away from what's pissing me off.

Unfortunately this has lead to me having some trouble connecting with people, especially in the physical world. In turn this is starting to lead to some seclusion and mild depression. I might need thorough therapy eventually

 

[Jedamethis]

Not really a Dark Side, but there's a little wanker in the back of my head taunting me about how I can't get a girlfriend, am a dick, look like shit, and other stuff. Whenever I let him out a bit I become the sulkiest, most infuriating person in the world. And boring and unattractive as well.

Though occasionally I do get fed up with somebody and it's really scary for onlookers. I guess that's because few people ever get to see Me me, just School me, who is nice and never even swears...

 

[Jodah]

I act polite to most people but I tend to hate everyone. I often contemplate the best method of causing them bodily harm as I am politely talking to them.

 

[Secret world leader (shhh)]

My school reports usually describe me as "polite and hard working" however i hate mostly everyone do not like what most would call a best freind, i fantasize about people exploding into small, meaty pieces, if i became the ruler of the world i would be a dictator and i WOULD eventually carry out enough systematic murder to make hitler and stalin look like the tellytubbies and i belive i may have a number of psychological issues (i dont hear voices but i sometimes think them without control) and i am a cynic who sees the bad in people (myself included).

Also i sometimes see my reflection and think to myself something along the lines of "who's that sexy,sexy man in the mirror, oh wait! it's me!"