Your desk guardians! What's on your desk?

[Sean Hollyman]

So, who or what protects your desk? Pick anything you have on your desk right now, post a photo, and imagine they protect it from any danger that may lurk in the area.

My Gray Fox aint scared of no Weeping Angels!

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

Reshiram and Zekrom.
I'm well protected.

 

[yuval152]

Fear Pooh Bear for that he is one crazy ************.

Well it's either pooh bear or axe body spray.

Spoiler: Look at those eyes, pure evil.

 

[Terminate421]

This badass:

Along with this badass:

Actually, here is my desk. The pics are for a closer look

And I got more but here they are spoilered:

Spoiler

 

[Sean Hollyman]

This badass:

Along with this badass:

Teamed up with this badass:

And I got more but here they are spoilered:

Spoiler

You fit all those on one desk? Dayum.

 

[Swyftstar]

Would you believe Ray the hamster from the Blockbuster commercials? If you squeeze him he talks. But he's so old and the battery power is so low that it comes out in super slow motion so it sounds like hes possessed by a demon or something.

 

[Ultress]

Spoiler: The god's are with me(or at least two of them

 

[Terminate421]

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updated, thats how I fit them

 

[Sean Hollyman]

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updated, thats how I fit them

Woah nice man, I'm kinda jealous hehe, I want a Groundon

I have a plush Snivy though he can't stand upright

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

My desk is guarded by twenty five and a half SAM batteries, to keep them pesky kids off my desk.

 

[Ruedyn]

A bottle of Powerade and a flashlight.

Truly a badass duo.

 

[Hero in a half shell]

I've an Apache Helicopter, the HMS Endeavour, and Jeremy Clarkson.

It's the best defended desk...

...in the world

 

[bojackx]

I was going to get an Ezio statue and some Mass Effect figures, but decided I had better things to spend money on.

I do however have this cool guy:

Probably isn't the best choice to defend my desk (or better yet a diamond block) but awww he's so darn cute!

 

[Sean Hollyman]

I've an Apache Helicopter, the HMS Endeavour, and Jeremy Clarkson.

It's the best defended desk...

...in the world

Truly an undefeatable combination, in the hands of the orangutan

 

[Artina89]

I have "Bruttino" fiercely protecting my desk.

It's all I need

 

[Hollyday]

I'm not doing well...

To be fair, I'm back in the UK for the summer so this is not my usual desk, however that still doesn't excuse my lack of desk guardians

A russian doll lipbalm and a wobbly headed turtle... facepalm

 

[TehCookie]

Mini Nyanko-sensi

Now if only he would stop drinking sake and do his job -.-

 

[Cowabungaa]

This badass guards my desk from my subwoofer:

 

[MortisLegio]

I have a Leo mobile suit, a Halo grunt (invisible), Some Genestealers, Pinkie Pie, a Squad of Dark Eldar Scourges, D&D figs, a Rabbit holding an egg, squad of Imperial Guardsmen, Space Marines, an AA gun, an EA-6B Prowler, and a Crayon man. I think I'm well defended.

 

[Palademon]

My super galaxy ain't afraid of no anit-spirals.