Your DnD Characters

[TomNook]

Stupid story coming right at ya. I was a Half-Orc Barbarian, his name escapes me at the moment, and his rag tag companions had just defeated a bunch of elder dragons. We had a least four carts worth of treasure, and that's not including the armor, weapons, and magic items. So as we ride through the forest, we come to this glowing tree that magically heals us when we touch it. I don't know what came over me at that moment, but in my infinite wisdom I decided to cut the tree down. My DM even said "are you sure you want to CUT it down?" So I proceed to cut it and it blows up. That's right, I blew it up, along with all of our new shiny treasure. We all woke up with 1 hp and lacking our four+ carts of shiny oh so shiny treasure. So now whenever I do or say something smartassish to my friend, he just says "Elven Tree of Life dude, Elven Tree of Life..."

Dumbass!

In my defense, I redeemed myself by setting another dragon on fire with a 2 pound ball of flint with the same character.

 

[meatloaf231]

Stupid story coming right at ya. I was a Half-Orc Barbarian, his name escapes me at the moment, and his rag tag companions had just defeated a bunch of elder dragons. We had a least four carts worth of treasure, and that's not including the armor, weapons, and magic items. So as we ride through the forest, we come to this glowing tree that magically heals us when we touch it. I don't know what came over me at that moment, but in my infinite wisdom I decided to cut the tree down. My DM even said "are you sure you want to CUT it down?" So I proceed to cut it and it blows up. That's right, I blew it up, along with all of our new shiny treasure. We all woke up with 1 hp and lacking our four+ carts of shiny oh so shiny treasure. So now whenever I do or say something smartassish to my friend, he just says "Elven Tree of Life dude, Elven Tree of Life..."

Dumbass!

In my defense, I redeemed myself by setting another dragon on fire with a 2 pound ball of flint with the same character.

Dragon... on fire...

Somehow this doesn't quite make sense.

 

[TomNook]

Stupid story coming right at ya. I was a Half-Orc Barbarian, his name escapes me at the moment, and his rag tag companions had just defeated a bunch of elder dragons. We had a least four carts worth of treasure, and that's not including the armor, weapons, and magic items. So as we ride through the forest, we come to this glowing tree that magically heals us when we touch it. I don't know what came over me at that moment, but in my infinite wisdom I decided to cut the tree down. My DM even said "are you sure you want to CUT it down?" So I proceed to cut it and it blows up. That's right, I blew it up, along with all of our new shiny treasure. We all woke up with 1 hp and lacking our four+ carts of shiny oh so shiny treasure. So now whenever I do or say something smartassish to my friend, he just says "Elven Tree of Life dude, Elven Tree of Life..."

Dumbass!

In my defense, I redeemed myself by setting another dragon on fire with a 2 pound ball of flint with the same character.

Dragon... on fire...

Somehow this doesn't quite make sense.

Our DM liked to make his own rules.

 

[PurpleRain]

Stupid story coming right at ya. I was a Half-Orc Barbarian, his name escapes me at the moment, and his rag tag companions had just defeated a bunch of elder dragons. We had a least four carts worth of treasure, and that's not including the armor, weapons, and magic items. So as we ride through the forest, we come to this glowing tree that magically heals us when we touch it. I don't know what came over me at that moment, but in my infinite wisdom I decided to cut the tree down. My DM even said "are you sure you want to CUT it down?" So I proceed to cut it and it blows up. That's right, I blew it up, along with all of our new shiny treasure. We all woke up with 1 hp and lacking our four+ carts of shiny oh so shiny treasure. So now whenever I do or say something smartassish to my friend, he just says "Elven Tree of Life dude, Elven Tree of Life..."

Dumbass!

In my defense, I redeemed myself by setting another dragon on fire with a 2 pound ball of flint with the same character.

Dragon... on fire...

Somehow this doesn't quite make sense.

Our DM liked to make his own rules.

Wait, you kill dragons?!

Somehow this doesn't quite make sense.

 

[z121231211]

I played a Human Cleric, but that campaign was a joke (It was fun, but not serious at all). My most memorable character was Seth Smith from a Serinity campaign (We didn't use the d20 system). He was a very Stingy medic. He was near death at one time and refused treatmeant because he didn't want to pay the money. Which helped him because it was actually a trick to hold the crew hostage. Many good times with him.

 

[TomNook]

Stupid story coming right at ya. I was a Half-Orc Barbarian, his name escapes me at the moment, and his rag tag companions had just defeated a bunch of elder dragons. We had a least four carts worth of treasure, and that's not including the armor, weapons, and magic items. So as we ride through the forest, we come to this glowing tree that magically heals us when we touch it. I don't know what came over me at that moment, but in my infinite wisdom I decided to cut the tree down. My DM even said "are you sure you want to CUT it down?" So I proceed to cut it and it blows up. That's right, I blew it up, along with all of our new shiny treasure. We all woke up with 1 hp and lacking our four+ carts of shiny oh so shiny treasure. So now whenever I do or say something smartassish to my friend, he just says "Elven Tree of Life dude, Elven Tree of Life..."

Dumbass!

In my defense, I redeemed myself by setting another dragon on fire with a 2 pound ball of flint with the same character.

Dragon... on fire...

Somehow this doesn't quite make sense.

Our DM liked to make his own rules.

Wait, you kill dragons?!

Somehow this doesn't quite make sense.

Its explained another long story that has to do with chain cleaving 32 undead tarraques, like I said, homebrew ftw.