Your dooms day weapon

[Blobpie]

Alright here is the scenario: Your favorite web series has just gotten canceled (or maybe they didn't post something this week) And through your emotional pain and suffering have decided to end the world with a weapon of untold destruction... what will your use!

I would say i would have to go with the classic and use the doom lazor, good times... good times..

 

[Daystar Clarion]

If I got to a point where I'm willing to destroy the planet because my favourite web show was cancelled, I'd turn the thing on myself for being such a sad fucking bastard.

 

[CultistRat]

I'm not sure on how exactly it would destroy the world, but it would involve dolphins. So many dolphins...

 

[BENZOOKA]

A pointed stick. Or some fresh fruits.

 

[Kirkby]

Biological warfare, a virus that causes zombies. Cause u know.. After all this time and preparation it would be a shame to have the earth end any other way

 

[Rayne870]

Trained suicide bomber lemmings.

 

[CrashBang]

I used to collect the video game magazine OPSM, which came with a demo disc. On one of these discs was a trailer for an anime-style game in which a girl was floating in space, staring down at earth. She pulled out a handgun and, for the next minute, I watched the gun grow and grow, transformer-style, until it was a giant laser cannon the size of a space station and then she fired it at the planet. It was awesome and I have no idea what game it was (I never actually bought it). So yeah, that!
...or a Green Lantern power ring. I'd use it to construct an armada of pirate ships full of cyborg pirates armed to the teeth with alien weaponry and, all at once, they'd blast the shit out of the planet. Yeeeeah

 

[tombman888]

I shall use, THE FORK OF TRUTH!!!

 

[IamSofaKingRaw]

'Friday' by Rebecca Black played on megaphones all over the planet...
Everyone will all commit uicide.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Stein Inge]

Some sort of Contraceptive Bomb (Spider Jerusalem Trademark).

"No more babies. EVER! Mwo-ha-ha-hAAAAAH!"

Wonder what people would do.....?

 

[Not-here-anymore]

I shall use, THE FORK OF TRUTH!!!

FOR PONY!

Also, probably zombies. The old fashioned voodoo kind. I'd like to give everyone already prepared for it a chance. By coincidence, the kinds of people who are prepared for a zombie apocalypse are the kind who would be creating various web-series. So all's good.

Alternatively, I'll build a giant slingshot, genetically engineer some massive red spherical birds, and launch them from the moon. Death by Angry Birds!

 

[Treeinthewoods]

I'm going to build the worlds largest grenade and realize I need everyone's help to get the pin out. Then I'll probably forget the whole thing.

 

[Blobpie]

'Friday' by Rebecca Black played on megaphones all over the planet...
Everyone will all commit uicide.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I've heard that song FOUR TIMES TODAY!! Anymore and i will kill my self...