Your Doomsday Plot
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I'd rather be a benefactor to mankind. End wars, disease, poverty, racism, etc, etc.
But, barring that?
Landsharks. Nothing beats landsharks. With lasers.
But, barring that?
Landsharks. Nothing beats landsharks. With lasers.
I'd build an entire fleet of bears armed with tommy guns, surfing sharks:
http://lolpics.se/?id=881
... Yeah!
http://lolpics.se/?id=881
... Yeah!
Nah, those are mechanical and could break. I mean these...Zeromaeus said:Landsharks?gagagagagagaga said:
They're underground maws of doom, crosses with the clawed fury of a bear.
But with lasers.
That's not a landshark, THIS is a landshark:gagagagagagaga said:
Yeah, that's right, it came out in 84 and it frigging SWIMS under the ground! :O
The bulette (proper name for my landshark) came out in '77 doing this. Yours is a copycat.Housebroken Lunatic said:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Advanced_Dungeons_%26_Dragons_1st_edition_monsters#TSR_2009_-_Monster_Manual_.281977.29
Maybe. But does it have the hide of a rhino? No? Sorry.Housebroken Lunatic said:snip
But mine looks more like a shark than yours. >
Don't worry though, once my bulette have eaten most of the people in Canada (it's where I'm starting my reign of terror. No real reason other than to shake things up.) I will allow your meager land sharks to thrive there, amongst the beavers and syrup.
Are they flying?gagagagagagaga said:
If so, I have flying, swimming, lazored tanks!
Although, they're manned by the French Army, so technically, nothing's going to happen.
I object to that. First of all, my landshark can SWIM underground. Now what is the ground made up of? Mostly dirt and possibly sand. Now what do modern soldiers fill bags with to protect themselves from incoming fire? Why sand of course!gagagagagagaga said:
That in itself proves that my landshark is craftier than yours. Actually wearing armour is something that went out of style and practical use sometime during the middle ages, yet sandbags are still used on modern battlefields.
So what do you think the soldiers will say when they go up against your "landshark"? "Oh noes! It's a big, sluggish and heavy creature in a clumbsy rhino-armour! It's okay, let's just break out some rocket launchers and the crisis will be solved."
Tell me, can the same rockets and heavy ordnance travel under-ground? No sir, it cannot!
Uhm...hate to tell ya, but bulette travel underground. ^_^Housebroken Lunatic said:I object to that. First of all, my landshark can SWIM underground. Now what is the ground made up of? Mostly dirt and possibly sand. Now what do modern soldiers fill bags with to protect themselves from incoming fire? Why sand of course!gagagagagagaga said:
That in itself proves that my landshark is craftier than yours. Actually wearing armour is something that went out of style and practical use sometime during the middle ages, yet sandbags are still used on modern battlefields.
So what do you think the soldiers will say when they go up against your "landshark"? "Oh noes! It's a big, sluggish and heavy creature in a clumbsy rhino-armour! It's okay, let's just break out some rocket launchers and the crisis will be solved."
Tell me, can the same rockets and heavy ordnance travel under-ground? No sir, it cannot!
Ever read the Comic: Y:The Last Man.yersimapestis said:I would nuke all the main places on the earth and then create a virus that kills all men but me.... then ALL the girls wil be mine!!! >
You don't want that.
I exepcted as much. So let's settle this dispute once and for all. Since both pictures comes from RPG's (mine is from a swedish RPG called "Mutant", which is largely based on the RPG called "Gamma World") let's "dig up" (yeah digging would be appropriate since we're discussing underground dwelling creatures now wouldn't it?gagagagagagaga said:
) some information regarding exactly how fast each respective creature can move underground.The fastest one must obviously be the most effective one, wouldn't you agree? I mean if we're using modern battlefields as a guidline then heavy, slow and lumbering tanks are actually running out of favour in modern warfare whereas lightly armoured, heavily armed but faster scout vehicles and troop transports are gaining favour.
So if the information shows that your boulettes are indeed faster whilst travelling underground than my landsharks I will concede to your point. Sounds fair enough?
All forms of government are corrupted. Most more than others, I just need to make them puppets and have them front their little wars. After ten years of war, the world in desolation... I come out with an army of my own.
And we play to our strengths: that the leaders expect us to win for their paltry power in the new kingdom forged from the blood of the fallen. We end the war, we are declared heroes and I rule the world in a seemingly perfect utopia. The paltry leaders do what they do best as I sit upon my "throne" contemplating the world united before me.
Eventually in my dying years I kill the leaders underneath me and plunge the world back into chaos. If it doesn't happen that way, well... good for them.
Or something to that effect.
And we play to our strengths: that the leaders expect us to win for their paltry power in the new kingdom forged from the blood of the fallen. We end the war, we are declared heroes and I rule the world in a seemingly perfect utopia. The paltry leaders do what they do best as I sit upon my "throne" contemplating the world united before me.
Eventually in my dying years I kill the leaders underneath me and plunge the world back into chaos. If it doesn't happen that way, well... good for them.
Or something to that effect.
Speed is a good enough tie-breaker, I suppose.Housebroken Lunatic said:I exepcted as much. So let's settle this dispute once and for all. Since both pictures comes from RPG's (mine is from a swedish RPG called "Mutant", which is largely based on the RPG called "Gamma World") let's "dig up" (yeah digging would be appropriate since we're discussing underground dwelling creatures now wouldn't it?gagagagagagaga said:
The fastest one must obviously be the most effective one, wouldn't you agree? I mean if we're using modern battlefields as a guidline then heavy, slow and lumbering tanks are actually running out of favour in modern warfare whereas lightly armoured, heavily armed but faster scout vehicles and troop transports are gaining favour.
So if the information shows that your boulettes are indeed faster whilst travelling underground than my landsharks I will concede to your point. Sounds fair enough?
Here's the stats on mine.
http://www.systemreferencedocuments.org/resources/systems/pennpaper/dnd35/soveliorsage/monstersBtoC.html#bulette
Says they can move 40 ft per turn, 10 feet per turn underground.
A horse moves 50 ft in a turn, if that's any help. ^_^
Man... this thread was made for a guy like me.
I would send my mighty Sangheili fleets down to destroy all the major cities at once (the hideous hives on the planet where these lowly 'humans' gather), then burn out all the religious icons of the world and crush the spiritual backbone of the human race (Let them face facts of the hoplessness of their futile gods) and then personally kill every great significant person in the world and force the world to witness it. Then destroy all their scientific infostructures of which is technologically inferior to us anyway and really more of a pathetic joke by comparison to our might.
But wait, surely the primitive and snivelling ape things will attempt to flee as is their cowardly nature... in that case release monstrous creatures throughout the landscape to herd them all into specific spots while our scarabs burn the feeble humans out of their filthy squatting hideouts, thus crushing any ability to creat a resistance, any humans still establishing safe zones will be distraught to find that part of the planet orbitally nuked.
But what of the Sangheili who have abandoned our righteous leadership and have descended to the lowest of the low by siding with the humans out of a misguided sense of pity? Well these traitors have decided to ally with the humans and as such should be treated with the same fate and be slaughtered in equal measure. The Heretics are equal to the humans.
Finally all the remaining humans will be sent to processing and death camps that are run by the Communist human alliance that has signed a contract with us, along with all the Heretics we find to be enslaved and worked to death until finally they are more like a beast then a creature with any sentience and they shall continue to work until the entire planet is of no more use to us and then we shall take the human and heretic cattle and leave them to wallow in their own filth, in a world of no remaining value.
THAT'S how you take over the world baby.
I would send my mighty Sangheili fleets down to destroy all the major cities at once (the hideous hives on the planet where these lowly 'humans' gather), then burn out all the religious icons of the world and crush the spiritual backbone of the human race (Let them face facts of the hoplessness of their futile gods) and then personally kill every great significant person in the world and force the world to witness it. Then destroy all their scientific infostructures of which is technologically inferior to us anyway and really more of a pathetic joke by comparison to our might.
But wait, surely the primitive and snivelling ape things will attempt to flee as is their cowardly nature... in that case release monstrous creatures throughout the landscape to herd them all into specific spots while our scarabs burn the feeble humans out of their filthy squatting hideouts, thus crushing any ability to creat a resistance, any humans still establishing safe zones will be distraught to find that part of the planet orbitally nuked.
But what of the Sangheili who have abandoned our righteous leadership and have descended to the lowest of the low by siding with the humans out of a misguided sense of pity? Well these traitors have decided to ally with the humans and as such should be treated with the same fate and be slaughtered in equal measure. The Heretics are equal to the humans.
Finally all the remaining humans will be sent to processing and death camps that are run by the Communist human alliance that has signed a contract with us, along with all the Heretics we find to be enslaved and worked to death until finally they are more like a beast then a creature with any sentience and they shall continue to work until the entire planet is of no more use to us and then we shall take the human and heretic cattle and leave them to wallow in their own filth, in a world of no remaining value.
THAT'S how you take over the world baby.
Actually, I kinda would. As long as I stayed away from the Amazons.LockandKey said:Ever read the Comic: Y:The Last Man.yersimapestis said:I would nuke all the main places on the earth and then create a virus that kills all men but me.... then ALL the girls wil be mine!!! >
You don't want that.
(P.S. that book rawked)