Shit. It's hard to think of a very good doppelganger name for "scorptatious"
Hmm...
It would probably be a guy who uses an avatar of Vivi with an evil mustache. He would absolutely despise JRPG's, he would be think Sonic 06 is the holy grail of gaming, and he would eat brusselsprouts on a daily basis.
And his name will be...
Tantarium the Grey.
Why? Hell, if I know. Ask him.
Hmm...
It would probably be a guy who uses an avatar of Vivi with an evil mustache. He would absolutely despise JRPG's, he would be think Sonic 06 is the holy grail of gaming, and he would eat brusselsprouts on a daily basis.
And his name will be...
Tantarium the Grey.
Why? Hell, if I know. Ask him.