Your Dream Escapist Merchandise

[HardRockSamurai]

As of right now, I've been ignoring all the ads The Escapist has on the site for their custom merchandise. I've been to the store, and I can't really see anything that anyone would want, which is a shame, because the site is great, and I would love to see more people supporting it in public. The closest thing on the store to something I'd actually purchase is the Zero Punctuation Imp Plushie, because I think it would be a great gift for my little sister.

So imagine if you can your dream Escapist merchandise. It doesn't have to be specific to a show, just Escapist related. It also helps if other people would want to buy it too.

 

[Hazy]

Yahtzee Plush Toy.

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

A collage of all of the "celebrity" avatars. On a T-shirt.

 

[APPCRASH]

A real life Ban-Hammer?

 

[HardRockSamurai]

Yahtzee Plush Toy.

Yes, with a button on his ass that makes him say hilarious, Australian things!

 

[ThePoodonkis]

An "e" logo keychain. That would be neat.

 

[HardRockSamurai]

An "e" logo keychain. That would be neat.

True, and it would be subtle too

 

[SprodeMaster]

Yahtzee Plush Toy. (Not of the Imp, Yahtzee's illustration himself.)

Actually, the Imp sounds like a cool arse plush, Yahtzee I think would be more appropriate in plastic figurine form, with a little "Games are Art" drum he can bang on all day.
Also Unforgotten Realms nunchucks would be cool

 

[sms_117b]

Yahtzee Plush Toy. (Not of the Imp, Yahtzee's illustration himself.)

Yes, please yes.

The button could be anywhere to make him speak, so long as he says "It could only be more awesome if it had tits and was on fire!"

 

[King_Paco]

sir schmoopy hoodie

 

[Skeleon]

Yahtzee Plush Toy.

This. My dream has already come true. EDIT: Whoops, I thought you meant the Imp.
Now I just need a can of Pedigree Chum.

 

[Ultrajoe]

My own Ultrahelm...

 

[Major_Sam]

I would also like a Yahtzee plush toy with the hat. You have to have the hat.
OR a Yahtzee money box that insults you each time you put a coin in.
OR an Escapist bikini.

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

Yahtzee plush toy? Screw that, I want a Yahtzee Croshaw overly simplistic white fedora hat.

 

[Energylegzz]

Every Avatar on the site T shirt

 

[ninjajoeman]

An ZP imp bobble head where the detached part of the head and the arms wiggle. That'd be neat in my car : P

I would actually buy that! hell maybe 2!

 

[Aur0ra145]

A t-shirt with a boob-size slider bar on the front.

 

[Omikron009]

I was also thinking yahtzee plush toy but you stole my thoughts. I should go back to wearing that tinfoil hat...

 

[crouchingtigress01]

how about a plush or bobble head of Sir Schmoopy of Awesometon and/or Eluamous Nailo from Unforgotten Realms and if you squeeze them or push a button and they talk

 

[ae86gamer]

Bobble heads of the entire Escapist staff. That would be awesome. I'd buy all of them.