Your dream job?

[beniki]

English as a foreign language teacher.

I travel the world, with a new country each year. I get paid to play games all day which help kids learn English. And every day I enter a room full of people who worship the ground I walk on.

Good times

 

[Jezzascmezza]

I rock up to an office at 3:00 PM.
I hop on a segway, and drive around said office for ten minutes honking a horn and annoying people who are actually working.
As I leave, at 3:10 PM, I collect a $100,000 paycheck.

What? You did ask for a dream job, right?
Right.

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

I rock up to an office at 3:00 PM.
I hop on a segway, and drive around said office for ten minutes honking a horn and annoying people who are actually working.
As I leave, at 3:10 PM, I collect a $100,000 paycheck.

What? You did ask for a dream job, right?
Right.

Yes I did though you couldve just cut the middle man and said Pixar Staff

 

[Brightzide]

Primary school teacher. I just really enjoy working with little kids. You feel really bad when you tell them off sometimes, but it's what i'm training to do, and it's what Im going to love. I'm sure of it

 

[Jezzascmezza]

I rock up to an office at 3:00 PM.
I hop on a segway, and drive around said office for ten minutes honking a horn and annoying people who are actually working.
As I leave, at 3:10 PM, I collect a $100,000 paycheck.

What? You did ask for a dream job, right?
Right.

Yes I did though you couldve just cut the middle man and said Pixar Staff

Oh yeah, they get round their offices on segways, don't they...
Just another reason why the dudes at Pixar are so freaking awesome.

 

[me.vicky]

I want to work for a paint company and name all the colors! Because you get to make up whatever you want and call it a color name, and then people pick up the color cards and are like, "Wow. That's an impressive color name. I think I want this all over my walls." And it could be whatever you want, like it doesn't even have to make sense! I collect paint cards and I have a purple one called "Ego Moon." I'm serious, that's a shade of purple. It's FANTASTIC. I would TOTALLY want to do that as my job.

 

[C117]

Videogame designer. Or composer. Or maybe both. I dunno...

 

[Ross Gilligan]

One word:

God.

Failing that... A writer or a critic. Getting paid to hate things? Hell yes.

 

[Gavmando]

I would LOVE to be the health inspector. I would shut so many places down for their breaches.

Or a parking inspector. What could be better than punishing people for their stupidity?

 

[SuperSuperSuperGuy]

My dream job would actually be a job where I'm paid hefty amounts of money to just sit around all day, doing nothing.

You said DREAM job. It doesn't need to be realistic.

 

[Erecting a Sentry]

Something in the process of making games

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

My dream job would actually be a job where I'm paid hefty amounts of money to just sit around all day, doing nothing.

You said DREAM job. It doesn't need to be realistic.

Again, you coulda just cut the middle man and said Yahtzee's job
Jokes jokes.

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

Double Post. Sorry guys and gals.

 

[Hosker]

Being a critic must be very easy; I'm gonna go with that.

 

[huigho1215]

Space Whale Scrubber

 

[Con Carne]

The guy on Sabado Gigante. You get to stand there with a small microphone plugging American products and have extremely hot women around you all day!

 

[Estocavio]

A professional DF Fan, or Armok cultist.
I kid you not

 

[Recron]

My Dream Job is to own and run a 3D animation studio and make 3D animated movies and cartoons.

 

[Evilsanta]

Commender of my of space ship...

OT: Well...I actully dont have any dream job...I just don't now what i want to do with my life.

 

[Something Amyss]

Sucesssful Science Fiction writer

Same, but replace Sci Fi with Urban Fantasy.