Your Dumbest Moments

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No matter how smart you are, you will end up having amazing ideas that end up being one of the the dumbest things you've ever done. So, Escapists, I want to know one that yours is.

One of my favorites is when my friend and I got extremely bored, so we started spinning each other on office chairs. Then I got the brilliant idea that we should try to run across the room after we get done spinning, so I volunteered to go first. So he spun me, I got up, started to run, then lost my balance and crashed into a wooden door with my head, and broke through it. That door still has never been replaced.

Another was in my high school orchestra class, I got up on the riser only to realize that I left my violin an my locker so I start running to get it before the bell rings, fall off of the one foot high platform and somehow break my ankle. In hindsight, it probably would have been better to take a tardy.

This next one was accually someone else being stupid, but I think I'll add it anyways. I was in middle school, minding my own buisness, and the school bully walks up to me and says that he wants my seat. I refuse, so to prove he means buisness, he punches a nearby wall, breaks two of his fingers, and begins to cry. Then the AP suspends me too because if your involved in a fight, even if you never swing once, you must be punished for your bad behavior.
 

Dangit2019

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I once was told to jump out of a moving golf cart and get back in. I assumed that they would stop it once I jumped back on, but they didn't. Where my stupidity came in is that I, instead of jumping back off after I didn't completely make it on, held on and drug my unprotected knee for about 20 feet on gravel at 8mph
 

NinjaDeathSlap

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I was a bit of a midget when I first started secondary school. I also didn't know anyone there and was eager to make an impression. These two things led to me volunteering to be zipped up inside a Cricket bag, and rolled end over end down a very steep hill.

I wish I could say that after that I grew out of doing stupid shit just to be popular, but old habits die hard.
 

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At cadets, the lieutenant mentioned serial numbers.

I had a total brainfart moment, and forgetting what a serial number was I asked the guys next to me if he meant "cereal" numbers.
 

Dangit2019

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NinjaDeathSlap said:
I was a bit of a midget when I first started secondary school. I also didn't know anyone there and was eager to make an impression. These two things led to me volunteering to be zipped up inside a Cricket bag, and rolled end over end down a very steep hill.

I wish I could say that after that I grew out of doing stupid shit just to be popular, but old habits die hard.
I was about to say that I was rolling on the floor laughing, but I felt that that was a bit insensitive considering the story.
 

Friendly Lich

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I was the first HVZ champion human survior at my college. Next season I died on the first mission. fml