Your dying wish/utterances

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SeeIn2D

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Haven't seen one of these in a while so I guess I'll start one up. If you were on your death bed, or in a battlefield mortally wounded or something to that effect where you knew for a fact you WERE going to die, what would you say/do? Can be serious or snarky. Or both. I like both. What would you say/do seriously, or snarkily?

Serious: I'd probably just do the dramatic look that implies "I've done things I regret, I would change them, but it's too late". Wouldn't say it though.

Snarky: "I was born a duly appointed federal mashall, and I'll die a duly appointed federal mashall!" (Shutter Island reference for anyone who doesn't get it.)

**Sorry if this is double posted. The website is being really slow for me lately and didn't seem like it posted the first time*
 

Berethond

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"I was poisoned by <insert person I don't like>"
The best part is, since it's a dying declaration it's admissible as evidence in court.