Your dying wish/utterances

[ZiggyE]

When I am old and decrepit, I will give my young grandchild a single, useless bean. I will stress to him the importance of this bean and how useful it will be in the future, though I won't tell him how. For now, I'll tell him to keep it secret and to keep it safe.

Then, when I'm on my deathbed surrounded by my family, minutes away from dying. I will ask him to approach me. I will get him to lean over me and I will whisper into his ear, "Remember that bean I gave you? I didn't tell you this but it is a magical bean with the power to save lives. I entrusted it to you in fear I would lose it. It's the only thing that can save my life. Give it to me now and do your grandfather proud."

I then watch as he discovers that he doesn't have it on him.

 

[BLAHwhatever]

Burn me.

 

[THEMILKMAN]

When I am old and decrepit, I will give my young grandchild a single, useless bean. I will stress to him the importance of this bean and how useful it will be in the future, though I won't tell him how. For now, I'll tell him to keep it secret and to keep it safe.

Then, when I'm on my deathbed surrounded by my family, minutes away from dying. I will ask him to approach me. I will get him to lean over me and I will whisper into his ear, "Remember that bean I gave you? I didn't tell you this but it is a magical bean with the power to save lives. I entrusted it to you in fear I would lose it. It's the only thing that can save my life. Give it to me now and do your grandfather proud."

I then watch as he discovers that he doesn't have it on him.

That is brilliantly twisted.

 

[Clive Howlitzer]

Going to have to go with Steven Wright.
"I wish my first words had been "Quote" so when I died I could say "End quote"

 

[lordmoneywager]

It..It was a trap in the voice of admiral ackbar

 

[Colonel Mustard]

Just one:

"Rosebud."

 

[Caverat]

Convincing the youngest child in the room that I'm dying because they touch themselves at night, or because they didn't want me to live enough, or some such thing.

 

[Yanzo]

"Knock Knock."

 

[Spambot 3000]

(with tears in my eyes) "Oh god, I don't want to die ... *sobs*"

Because I wouldn't be that great at accepting death.

 

[Catie Caraco]

"And I was only two days away from retirement..."
or
"Heaven or Hell...let's rock. Cookie for reference" (Yes, I'd actually say that last part)

Guilty Gears, right? As for the OP... that's really kind of hard. Hmm...

Snarky: That's all, folks.


For a serious one, I suppose it depends on if I'm with loved ones or not. If I am, hopefully something like "I'll always be with you" or the like.

 

[King of Wei]

"That was my best shirt, you bounder!"

 

[Teoes]

With my last breath.. I curse Zoidberg.

 

[Joshimodo]

I'm planning to live forever. So far, so good.

 

[phantasmalWordsmith]

"S***...I told my wife I wouldn't die, even if I was killed...She's gonna be mad"

 

[Hungry Donner]

Curse Zoidberg? I'm hoping my last words are a prayer in his direction!

 

[Dalek Caan]

"I'll see you when I respawn"

"Rivers of Coke Cola await me in Valhalla"

 

[Lectori Salutem]

Oh no, not again

 

[Klopy]

So begins the mystery...

 

[Grabbin Keelz]

You say goodbye, and I say hello.

 

[Eisenfaust]

"I... blame... you!"