Your dying wish/utterances

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MortarTeam

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Teoes said:
With my last breath.. I curse Zoidberg.
Ultra-Chronic Monstah said:
"With my last breath... I CURSE ZOIDBERG!"
kekeke. Seriously though, I would prefer something like " pip pip pip... BOOM!" And then, everybody else dies. It's a shame to go alone.
 

Timberwolf0924

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Serious: "Why must we fight wars, why must we kill the innocent.. why... why.."

Funny: "The pink ping pong balls.. they were used for....."

Brony "Oatmeal.. are you crazy.."
 

Estoki

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Valar Morghulis.

Yes, with my dying breath, I further the fact that I am a massive Song of Ice and Fire nerd.
 

karamazovnew

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That Sad Crab meme sure got me...

"I'm sorry, Big Bro has to go away for a while...".

As for a wish, I'd like to die with Mozart's Masonic Ode playing in the background. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMbgTGfYZrY&list=FLcytR5hjlkQcHMxsOTYcECw&index=10)

Funeral? Meh I don't care, just waiting for the worms to come, I guess.
 

ShasOMiKael

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Burn my body. When the zombies come i do not want to burden the people i love with the pain of killing me again.
 

Shivhappy

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"Give this to my dad(holds up letter)...its got blood on it man."

or

"Please....someone....delete my internet history.."
 

ckam

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Prepare for every firearm ever created to simultaneously fire for unexplained reasons, glorious fireworks, and Hatsune Miku singing and bringing me to the other side.
 

axeman157

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"If Valve cancels *coughs blood* Half-Life 3,take my revolver and give Gabe something high in iron to eat." *dies*
 

Kargathia

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As in all likelihood I'll have left my personal speechwriter at home it'll probably be along the lines of "ugh, this hurts".
 

RanD00M

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"Well ladies, it ain't gonna suck itself."
Doesn't matter the situation, would be hilarious.
 

TheAceTheOne

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Words:
Serious: I'll be back in a while, I think.
Snarky: I wonder if I'll get my money back...
Angry: I hate the world so much that I want outta it right now.

Looks:
Serious: A "I regret not living every moment to it's fullest." look.
Snarky: Hard to look snarky... Maybe roll my eyes before I die?
Angry: A glare at the world right before I close my eyes.

Funeral Music: Oracles by Fleshgod Apocalypse.


Significant other's situation:
Still alive: Live for me, for what we have should last beyond death. I am with you always.

Alternate Still Alive: I'll see you someday... Until then, live life to the fullest. I'll watch out for you.

Deceased: I'm going to be in her arms again...

Alone: No, no... not like this... Not... Like... This...

With Friends but No Significant Other: Take care of her for me... If you don't, or you use her grief... I'll make sure... you pay...

With family: I won't be home for dinner tonight...
 
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On deathbed dying alone: ...this !@#$ing sucks...

On deathbed, significant other still alive: ...Don't cry for me, we'll meet again (I hope).

On deathbed, Significant other has already died: ...Hey, girl...I'm coming. Keep an eye out for me.
(cliche, I know. But come on!)

About to get shot, blown up, hit by car, some other instantaneous and sudden demise, etc: OHSHI-

On battlefield: OH !@#$ the !@#$ing !@#$head who !@#$ing sent me to this !@#$ing hellhole!!! I never asked to be a !@#$ing soldier!

As superhero/etc getting owned: ...And I couldn't change the world...this sucks...

As superhero performing heroic sacrifice: ...*sigh* Game over, I guess.......BANZAAAAAAI!!! >_< *hits button*