Your dying wish/utterances

[The Rookie Gamer]

"I can haz valhalla?"

If you die in battle the valkyries will come get you.

OT: "All i wanted was an old fashioned."

Cookie for reference?

I think maintaining old electronics for years is also a qualifier.

OT: Be snarkier then Martin Luther.

But, for serious, let everyone I care about how much I loved them. No other way would be fitting.

 

[Soviet Heavy]

"That's not funny! That's not... hrrrgh."

 

[Versuvius]

Filled with nitroglycerine and stoned until detonating spectacularly.

 

[LarenzoAOG]

Either:

"Don't cry, I'll be back... and stronger than you can ever imagine! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *drop dead*"

"Tell my family.......... HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE dissapointment... *drop dead*"

Or

"Before I die I have to tell someone where I left my treasure... the greatest secret I have ever kept... look for *violently convulse and drop dead*"

Just to throw whoever is around me for a loop, when I speak my final words I want everyone within 5 meters of me to look at each other and say "What the fuck was that about?".

 

[WaReloaded]

I'd say something along the lines of "L4G: Valhalla. Skilled DPS & well versed in the Ale/Cider/ Drinking minigame..."

 

[JCBFGD]

Serious 1: See? I'm alright. Now it's time for you to let me go. (tweaked Tool lyrics)
Serious 2: It's just a ride. (Bill Hicks quote)
Snarky 1: That was the worst fucking ice cream soda I've ever tasted. (Complete opposite of Lou Costello's supposed last words)
Snarky 2: I have nothing original to say, so why don't I quote someone? (followed by one of my serious ones)

 

[Geo Da Sponge]

Serious: I'm going out of this life like I came into it; kicking and screaming!

Snarky: I'm telling you, if it turns out that he's not a cute goth girl, I'm not even going to bother!*

[sub]*I'll settle for a robed skeleton who's fond of cats.[/sub]

 

[Dickdatduck]

"Poison?" I didn't taste any poi-

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"Man, I've been dying to see what Level 2 looks like...."

 

[Wilbot666]

There is...another...Skywalker...

 

[DannyJBeckett]

My Dying wish: "Bury me at Makeout Creek"

My actual dying words: "Oh bugger."

 

[TheIronRuler]

My last words would be only two, "Forty Two".

.

 

[Viral_Lola]

I would probably scream, "TRUCK!"

 

[ScorpSt]

"Death is but a door, time is but a window. I'll be back."

 

[BristolBerserker]

My last words would be 'Mama...just killed a man..' etc and i'll die only after i have sung the whole song.

My funeral song would be 'don't stop me now'.

 

[Twilight.falls]

"I hope it all pays off now. I'm sorry if I've ever wronged you."

This is, of course, assuming I die in the company of people.

 

[ace_of_something]

"My secret treasure is hidden in..."

Just to mess with my loved ones

 

[Dawns Gate]

"Wait, I still have one more life.... wait..... no.... nope..... never mind...... still dying.... yeah..... yeah I'm dying... fuck...."

 

[Tiger Sora]

Serious: Destiny for all rogues to one day meet their end.

Snarky: If you bury me in the ground. Bury me face down so that everyone can kiss my ass.

Brony: I'll be in heaven...... in 10 seconds flat.

 

[Delsana]

My last wish is to have the person near by when I die say that they loved me.

Also, as an addendum to that I would wish to be told the truth, fully.