Your favorite messed up line

[SonicWaffle]

That's more of a casual, snarky way of reporting the death though. The example I gave was creepy as fuck because he obviously didn't understand or care how this woman might feel upon finding out her brother had been murdered - all he cared about was that she keep dancing, damn it! He really, really wanted to win that dancing contest.

There's a good argument to be made that Bonds are just seriously disturbed individuals, recruited because they're expected to burn bright but fast and then be replaced by the next James Bond. They don't give a shit about anything because they know they'll be dead soon anyway, so they drink and smoke and get into brawls, they fuck random strangers without caring about the risk of disease (because seriously, Bond is going to use a condom? Please) and then they die. They're uncaring, heartless bastards because they're resigned to death.

Well of course. It's definitely representative of the character, even if he weren't all those things and perfectly aware he'd be replaced, the job alone and the things he's required to do, might be enough to drive a normal person a little batty.

I don't think a normal person would be capable of it.

The things Bond does, the way he so callously fucks, murders or fuck-murders every single human being he encounters, I don't think I'd be able to bring myself to do. I don't even know how to fuck-murder somebody!

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

I don't think a normal person would be capable of it.

The things Bond does, the way he so callously fucks, murders or fuck-murders every single human being he encounters, I don't think I'd be able to bring myself to do. I don't even know how to fuck-murder somebody!

Well you'd just be a fledgling. I'm sure they go through some rigorous training before they're even considered for the job, all along the way getting mentally messed up. It's probably part of the training, or at least an unfortunate side effect.

 

[SonicWaffle]

I don't think a normal person would be capable of it.

The things Bond does, the way he so callously fucks, murders or fuck-murders every single human being he encounters, I don't think I'd be able to bring myself to do. I don't even know how to fuck-murder somebody!

Well you'd just be a fledgling. I'm sure they go through some rigorous training before they're even considered for the job, all along the way getting mentally messed up. It's probably part of the training, or at least an unfortunate side effect.

I think it might be the other way around - they would specifically recruit those who are already fucked in the head, because it'll be easier to get them to do what they're asked. How much training do they need, really? All a James Bond needs is a willingness to throw himself feet-first into a ridiculously dangerous situation. You don't need training to prepare you for disarming a bomb while parachuting off of Mount Rushmore, you just need the complete lack of a self-preservation instinct that allows you to believe doing so is a good idea. If they succeed, alright, way to go Jimmy. If they fail, kaboom, another unmarked grave but at least finding his replacement won't be difficult.

 

[Smeatza]

I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just gonna bash your brains in a little.

 

[CrazyCapnMorgan]

I think this series of lines is messed up because of how true it is. Then again, he always had a talent for putting the truth right in your face.

Spoiler: Right George?

 

[TheFunPolice]

"I killed a man. With this thumb." - The Sous-chef from Ratatouille

 

[TheNaut131]

"There are over five hundred and fifty million firearm in world wide circulation. That's one fire arm for every twelve people on the planet. The only questions is...how do we arm the other eleven?" -The first line uttered within the first 30 seconds of Lord of War.

The whole intro is a best messed up...but for the right reasons.

Spoiler

Also the Joker's rant/introspective/question in the Killing Joke, because sometimes I feel like it's not only directed at Batman.

"When I saw what a black, awful joke the world was, I went crazy as a coot! I admit it! Why can't you? I mean, you're not unintelligent! You must see the reality of the situation. Do you know how many times we've come close to world war three over a flock of geese on a computer screen? Do you know what triggered the last world war? An argument over how many telegraph poles Germany owed its war debt creditors! Telegraph poles! Ha ha ha ha HA! It's all a joke! Everything anybody ever valued or struggled for... it's all a monstrous, demented gag! So why can't you see the funny side? Why aren't you laughing?"

Spoiler

 

[hazabaza1]

"In case you haven't caught on, I just slid my dick down your throat and you thanked me for it".
Haven't even gotten that far in the comics yet and that line it just... yeah.

Spoiler

How did I guess that was Nic Cage only from the back of his head?
What has the internet done to me?

 

[Asita]

You ever actually listen to what the specimens say in Killing Floor? They vary between funny, awkward and disturbing. I find the siren's to be particularly noteworthy in this regard, as it's the only one that seems painfully aware of its situation.

Pretty much any line from Fight Club, from the narrator, Tyler or Marla and even some from the space monkeys. Though my favourite is probably from Marla, "I want to have your abortion."

Which makes the line they replaced it with in the movie all the more hilarious, as - reportedly - the producers found the abortion line too offensive and demanded that it be changed, which resulted in the director striking a deal that he would change the line on the condition that the replacement would be final, and then changing it to...well, this:


The execs were - again, supposedly - suitably horrified.

 

[lacktheknack]

Botched line: "It's better to be quiet and thought of as a fool than to open your mouth and prove otherwise... wait..."
-A friend

Messed Up In The Head: "A B C D E F G, H I J K LMNOP! QRS! TUV! WXYZ!!! HAH!?"
-Nicolas Cage Snaps at His Therapist, Recites The Alphabet

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[sl0th]

I'll turn to my old friend for quotes, "Tombstone":

Wyatt Earp: "What makes a man like Ringo, Doc, Do the things he does?"
Doc Holiday: "A man like Ringo got a great empty hole in the middle of him. He can never kill enough or steal enough or inflict enough pain to ever fill it."
Earp: "What does he need?"
Doc: "Revenge."
Earp: "For what?"
Doc: "Being born."


And a youtube link:
http://youtu.be/Ch44zJu5J8o?t=35s

 

[Doneeee]

Earlier songs by KoRn used to be my favorite when i was a depressed teenager.

Apart from that i can give you a whole list of lines from Evangelion.
My favorite would be "If I die, I can be replaced".

Oh koRn, I listened to them so much back in the day. Heck I still do if the mood strikes. They do have some really messed up lyrics though.

Spoiler: Who can forget this lyricl masterpiece?

Spoiler: And this song about a newborn who was raped!

Anyways some of my favorite fucked up lines are...

Spoiler: Seven-six-two millimeter. Full. Metal. Jacket.

Private Pyle is so fucking insane.

Spoiler: We're gunna get you...

I saw this shit when I was 9, scared the hell outta me.

Spoiler: Your mother sucks cocks in hell.

Spoiler: This song speaks for itself

Side note: This album, God Hates Us All, came out on September 11 2001. How's that for controversy?