Your favorite method of screwing with people
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Me and a few friends tap on peoples shoulders then walk around the opposite shoulder that you tapped on (Like tap on their right shoulder then walk around their left side.)
Another one of my friends was at a theme park and he would go tap on their shoulder as they walked by then when they turned around he would scrunch up his face and squint his eyes at them.
Another one of my friends was at a theme park and he would go tap on their shoulder as they walked by then when they turned around he would scrunch up his face and squint his eyes at them.
I tend to resort to biting sarcasm, irony, verbal abuse and general mysanthropy to "screw with people".
I'm also a fairly accomplished liar, so stringing somebody on about something for hours, days or weeks can bring me true joy before I shatter the illusion I have created for them right in thier face.
I'm also a fairly accomplished liar, so stringing somebody on about something for hours, days or weeks can bring me true joy before I shatter the illusion I have created for them right in thier face.
Depends.
In person, I just stare awkwardly and say really creepy things like Hannibal Lecter.
Online, I join a lobby, shout gibberish in German and immediately leave.
In person, I just stare awkwardly and say really creepy things like Hannibal Lecter.
Online, I join a lobby, shout gibberish in German and immediately leave.
Hm. I always dislike people who try and push their thoughts on others that are just trying to do their own thing so every now and then I will spot someone standing outside a store or something preaching their beliefs(different than sitting with a sign or something and talking to those who come up to you and show an interest) and I just need to make their lives a little more difficult like they are doing for everyone else.
Generally this involves deciding on whatever is probably the least important aspect of what they are trying to share and argue it with them. I find this is far more frustrating to people than if you tried to disprove their thoughts.
For example, there was a guy out shouting about the pro-life movement and how terminating a pregnancy is murder, showing pictures of fetuses to people walking past and all that. Rather than talking the issue with him, which would probably just have given him satisfaction and wouldn't have done anything to change his mind even if I was properly researched and prepared I went up to him and explained that the name of their movement was wrong. I pointed out that there was no pro-life movement before the pro-choice movement started, so they were actually anti-choice. I wouldn't talk about whether I agreed or not with him on any of the issues, the morality of it, any of the things he kept trying to switch to. Instead I just stayed really insistent about the title and treated it like it was genuinely important to me that they had a misnomer. The guy actually stormed off and left, but right before he did I genuinely thought he was going to hit me.
Also, to the OP, creating a thread doesn't necessarily make you its god. A lot of memes are stupid. Very stupid. People like them though apparently and getting all riled about it just makes you look like a jerk, especially in a thread where you are trying to encourage people to find ways to annoy others. Just relax and you might find your days are a little better.
Generally this involves deciding on whatever is probably the least important aspect of what they are trying to share and argue it with them. I find this is far more frustrating to people than if you tried to disprove their thoughts.
For example, there was a guy out shouting about the pro-life movement and how terminating a pregnancy is murder, showing pictures of fetuses to people walking past and all that. Rather than talking the issue with him, which would probably just have given him satisfaction and wouldn't have done anything to change his mind even if I was properly researched and prepared I went up to him and explained that the name of their movement was wrong. I pointed out that there was no pro-life movement before the pro-choice movement started, so they were actually anti-choice. I wouldn't talk about whether I agreed or not with him on any of the issues, the morality of it, any of the things he kept trying to switch to. Instead I just stayed really insistent about the title and treated it like it was genuinely important to me that they had a misnomer. The guy actually stormed off and left, but right before he did I genuinely thought he was going to hit me.
Also, to the OP, creating a thread doesn't necessarily make you its god. A lot of memes are stupid. Very stupid. People like them though apparently and getting all riled about it just makes you look like a jerk, especially in a thread where you are trying to encourage people to find ways to annoy others. Just relax and you might find your days are a little better.
TALKING WITH CAPS LOCK ON ALL THE TIME IN INTERNET FORUMS PISSES OFF LOADS OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU WOULDNT BELIVE, ESPECIALLY IF YOU GO ON AND ON FOR ABOUT 30 OR 40 LINES OF TEXT ABOUT NO SPECIFIC SUBJECT LIKE ORANGES OR LEMONS, OR WHY YOUR AUNT MARGE HAS THIS STRANGE BOIL ON HER NECK THAT WONT GO AWAY AND YET SHE FLATLY REFUSES TO VISIT THE DOCTOR BECAUSE HE HAS THIS WIERD LAZY EYE, THAT EVEN THOUGH HE'S A DOCTOR HE'S NEVER BOTHERD TO GET FIXED AND THEN THERES THAT NURSE WHO SMELLS LIKE OLD SOCKS BUT SHE HAS THE NICEST SMILE, OH AND THEN DID I TELL YOU ABOUT JIM? NO? WELL JIM AND THE GIRL FROM FRIDAY NIGHT BINGO, YOU KNOW THE ONE WITH 1 LEG? WELL ANYWAY THESE TWO WHERE FOUND DOWN THE BACK OF THE CORNER SHOP MAKING OUT EVEN THOUGH JIM HAS BEEN SEEING THIS BLOKE FROM THE GAS WORKS SO I THINK HE MIGHT BE BI OR SOMTHING AND......camokkid said:
DO I WIN YET OR SHALL I GO ON?
