NeutralDrow said:
Seldon2639 said:
NeutralDrow said:
...there are none, right?
It's not so much a paradox as a logical fallacy. The first number not nameable in under ten words would itself be named as "the first number not nameable in under ten words" which is nine words. http://www.math.toronto.edu/mathnet/falseProofs/numbersDescribable.html
Wouldn't that still mean there are no numbers not nameable in under ten words?
Huh. And that link...wouldn't the fallacy be that
n is itself ambiguous?
Yes and no. The site I linked to describes it better than I can. The original phrasing is what's paradoxical (and thus fallacious, mathematically speaking). The problem with paradoxes in math is that (unlike those which use English) they're simply wrong.
Inverse Skies said:
One of my friends came up with the line,
"Freedom within Conformity"
Randomly for a book he was writing. I loved it, I thought that was fantastically paradoxial.
Another one is taken from late comedian Mitch Hedberg.
"My belt is holding up my pants, but my belt loops are holding up my belt. What's going on down there? I don't know who the real hero is."
In deference to your friend, I'll assume he's never read 1984, and simply came to a very similar paradox to the phrase "freedom is slavery" (or was it "slavery is freedom") which occurred in the Orwell book. Though, yes, he's basically aping Big Brother's paradoxical phrases.
On the Hedberg question, it's not a paradox, simply a misstatement of the status of the relationship between the belt and the loops. If the belt loops are holding up the belt, it means that the pants are tight enough to be held up by friction alone, in which case the belt is not holding up the pants. If the belt is holding up the pants, it is actually the loops which are keeping the belt properly attached to the pants (either insofar as they keep the belt at the correct level to provide more normal force, and thus more friction, or through the loops actually being used to "hold up" the pants).
Only one of the statements between "my belt is holding up my pants" and "my belt loops are holding up my belt" can be true at one time. Analogously, it's not a "paradox" to say "it's nighttime outside, but the sun is up, I don't know what's going on". A contradiction in terms is not paradoxical.
I also hate Mitch Hedberg in general (his death notwithstanding), though, so I'm predisposed to have disdain for his "jokes"