Your favorite Zero Punctuation visual jokes

[Strain42]

Title really says it all. What are some of your favorite jokes in Zero Punctuation that came not from what Yahtzee said, but what the picture and/or caption on the screen said?

To name a few of my favorite examples

In the Devil May Cry 4 review when the Imp destroys Yahtzee's train set and says "Train sets anger might Godzilla."

In the 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand review where 50 Cent shoves the guy up against the wall pushing a gun into his mouth and shouting out "I WANT A LOLLI!"

and in Shadow of the Colossus where he has Wander setting up a dating profile "SWM seeks quiet virginal maiden with jugs like King Kong's nutsack."

What are some of your favorites?

 

[soren7550]

The first that came to mind for me was in his Lego Indy review when he said something along the lines of people thinking Auschwitz was an unusually screamy pie factory, and on screen there was a sign that said 'Das Pies (Yum!)', or something similar to those lines.

Hm. I feel like watching that review again. If you excuse me...

 

[Baron von Blitztank]

My personal favourite comes from his critique of Super Mario Galaxy 2 where he's going about Bowser wanting some of Peach's "cake".

*Snff*

EDIT: Another one just came to mind from Splatterhouse: "You can stick your dick in all sorts of wonderful things!" *holds up a baguette*

 

[Athol]

This line has really stuck with me.
(For the life of me I can't remeber which review it's from, but it could apply to most any of them)

My personal favourite comes from his critique of Super Mario Galaxy 2 where he's going about Bowser wanting some of Peach's "cake".

*Snff*

Ahh yes...great now I have a craving for some 'cake'.

 

[AnotherPersonDELETE]

From the Recent FIFA 12 review he took a snipit from the player on the cover next to a text saying "I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY". I don't know why, But that just made my day

 

[game-lover]

I was rather fond of the Resident Evil 5 review when he talked about the crappy NPC co-op.

Just showing his drawing of Chris running away from Sheva while she screamed "EAT IT," had me in hysterics. I believe his line at the time was: "when you're running away from your partner with more desperate terror than you feel for any of the actual monsters, something has obviously gone wrong somewhere."

 

[bigfatcarp93]

Amazed no one's said this one yet.

"GO TEAM RETARD!"

 

[Hafnium]

I am a monster-truck that walks like a man!

 

[Misterian]

Yahtzee sees a table full of money, and runs off with only the table.

 

[SayHelloToMrBullet]

The Tom Clancy's Hawk review.

Honestly 3:54 gets me every time - Uncle Sam has never looked funnier.

 

[Immortal_Engines]

Moo moo I'm a cow

 

[ParanoidEngineer]

The bit in his 3DS review where the police are looking for the suspect who scared all the children and there are two policemen standing either side of a wideboard that says "White, Caucasian, Cock for a face." Cracks me up every time, that whole segment.

 

[Paranoah]

I really loved the visualitation used in witcher for the console plebians not disturbing the glorious pc gaming masterrace

 

[Strain42]

And who could forget such classics such as Alan Wake's

"Ibble Bibble Ibble, I said..."

Dead Space (or 2, I forget) crayon drawing of "My blood all inside of me"

and for some reason I always got a giggle out of Hawks where as Yahtzee says "You are a jet fighter pilot" and we just see his head on a jet saying "I'm a jet fighter pilot"

 

[Adept Mechanicus]

The one from GoW2 with Fenix chasing the imp holding a chest-high-wall above his head. "STOP HIIIIM!!" "I HAVE THE SECRET!"

 

[Lt._nefarious]

In his Manhunt review when he says he thinks it's the logical opposite of a Jason film. I think the image is a wall, with Johny Early Cash putting a bag over Jason's head with the words "Waaaag! Blue plastic egg on my face" or something along those lines...

 

[yuval152]

The "there's no middle finger big enough", it also fits with everything.

 

[Leemaster777]

Not sure which review it's from, but I always get a chuckle when I see the "Well Fuck" pun, where he has the word Fuck in a well.

 

[hermes]

I am a monster-truck that walks like a man!

That one is pretty much the best line from the Darksiders review.

Also this one: "This shit is bananas... To truly get into the mind of Hideo Kojima, you probably would have to do something pretty drastic, probably involving experimental brain surgery and the entire X-Files box set."

I also liked the entire Wolfestein review, the one he reads as poetry.

 

[Hjalmar Fryklund]

Ninja Gaiden 3 review, when he mentions the ability to summon a fire dragon, out pops a Charmander.

I had to pause a bit when that came up. Good heavens, was I laughing!