Your favourite Joke Weapon in a video game

[hermes]

Despite the game not being that great, I think that Red Faction: Armageddon had a great joke weaponNot sure what can beat Mr Toots in my opinion.

May I present to you: the ostrich hammer...

 

[Fijiman]

While I've never played a Red Faction game, I'd probably say that Mr. Toots is probably one of the most hilarious things I've ever seen used as a weapon.

 

[Smiley Face]

Astaroth's Giant Squeaky Hammer from Soul Calibur IV. Come on. It's a SQUEAKY HAMMER.

 

[lRookiel]

The granny bomb or super sheep from worms easily take the prize.

My favourite worms game was Worms Armageddon :3

 

[Nyaoku]

Unreal tournament mod - The Nyan-cat missile thing.
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[CrimsonBlaze]

I'm going to say the Fan from the Smash Bros. series. Though it's still technically a weapon, it does a small amount of damage when someone is hit and can't be used to knock anyone out. What it does cause is utter rage and frustration that makes you want to punch the player next to you.

Seriously, this alone should have been a reason to include a competent online feature with Brawl; this way, your opponents will not be at arm's reach to receive a much needed punch to the face due to rigorous Fan activity.

 

[Exius Xavarus]

Tales of Joke Weapons.

All the Tales of Games have some pretty hilarious joke weapons, such as the Paper Fans, Deck Brush, Pow Hammer DX, Fork, Spoon, ect.

Same with Soul Calibur 3, but I like Tales' joke weapons more.

 

[amythist]

I'm disappointed that I'm the first one to mention Armed and Dangerous's Land Shark gun and Topsy Turvy mine

The Land Shark gun would fire out a miniature shark that would swim through the ground growing bigger until it popped up from below like a great white going after a seal devouring enemy after enemy

and the Topsy Turvy mine was a big drill that you would dig into the ground with, and then gravity(and your screen) would flip upside down, dropping all the enemies into the air(and leaving you dangling from the handle of the mine) before abruptly reversing and sending them plummeting back to the ground

 

[RuralGamer]

The squirt gun in Just Cause 2; absolutely useless... but its a squirt gun!

 

[ABLb0y]

The octopus gun from Saint's row 3. Basically, you attatch it to an enemy, and it makes them attack their team-mates, and you can use the grenade button to detonate it.

 

[WickedFire]

Not sure how much of a joke weapon it is, but the railway gun in Fallout 3 (IIRC) was hilarious. I may have attached a few people to the walls in Megaton when I was bored...

 

[Dragoon]

Ladies and gentlemen I give you the Wabbajack

 

[Martin Weston]

I am not sure if this counts, but the Holy Hand Grenade from Worms. Otherwise referred to as the "Hallelujah Bomb".

 

[JackandTom]

I don't know if it has been said yet, but what about the bubble gun in Just Cause 2? It did no damage and only served to piss off the army but it was cool.

 

[Nouw]

The lifty-uppy thing vehicle in Halo:Reach. I loved trying to run Grunts over with that in the Campaign. I should also mention the golf-club. A re-skin of the Gravity Hammer but still funny to use!

 

[ExileNZ]

The exploding Bob cannon from Marathon Infinity.

Or more recently, the bendy rubber-whipping lightsaber from PoP: Warrior Within.

 

[Leemaster777]

I think that a person can be a weapon on it's own, so...

...This counts XP

Well, if Dan counts, then so does this:

 

[ZehMadScientist]

Well, if Dan counts, then so does this:

Let the battle of the most useless Pokemon begin... [sub]Seriously, wtf am I supposed to do with this fucking thing? [/sub]

 

[Baron von Blitztank]

Does the Horse Wiener from Disgaea count?
True it's not a joke weapon but more of a joke accessory (a strap on item, if you will) but there's always something hilarious about going into "Legendary Horse Wiener World: Level 69"