Your favourite one liners?

[Project_Omega]

Hmmm the title seems obvious enough, but yes, what is your favourite one liner, a quote you can just repeat and repeat and its just awesome?

Mine is :

"Its time to kick ass and chew bubble gum....
...but I am all out of gum"

 

[TheDuckbunny]

One that applies to simply everything.

"You know what they say, all toasters toast toast."

 

[Gardenclaw]

Anything arnie says. "if it bleeds we can kill it"... "see you at the party richter".. "get your ass to mars"... "consider this a divorce"...

 

[Marter]

"Are you afraid to die? Then you should never have been born."

 

[Erja_Perttu]

There has never been a sticker situation since Sticky the Stick insect got stuck to a stick bun.

or

A war hasn't been fought this badly since Olaf the Hairy, High Chief of all the Vikings, accidentally ordered 80,000 battle helmets with the horns on the inside

Gotta love some Blackadder

 

[slipknot4]

I don't use one-liners.
I am more of a long conversations guy + it's not my type of humor.