Your favourite quote

[DocLock]

Got another one by Terry Pratchett:

My experience in Amsterdam is that cyclists ride where the hell they
like and aim in a state of rage at all pedestrians while ringing their
bell loudly, the concept of avoiding people being foreign to them.

My dream holiday would be a) a ticket to Amsterdam b) immunity from
prosecution and c) a baseball bat

 

[Anachronism]

Only two things are infinite: the Universe, and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the Universe.

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

Of course, America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Go for the eyes, Boo! GO FOR THE EYES!

 

[Kpt._Rob]

"If you see a blind man, run up and kick him. Why should you be kinder than God?" -Old Iranian Proverb.

 

[Annoying Turd]

http://www.generationterrorists.com/quotes/smac.html

or any of the Murphy's Laws.

 

[bombchu]

"I gotta believe!" from PaRappa the Rapper. It's gotten me through all sorts of tight spots!

Stephen Fry is awesome but I'm not smart enough to use his quotes often. There is a smarts requirement.

 

[Artemis923]

"Let evil swiftly befall those who have wrongly condemned us - God will avenge us."
Jacques De Molay, Last Grandmaster of the Templars

"And as the body released its bowels in the stench of death, Tyrion noted that the oft-repeated jape about his father was just another lie.

Lord Tywin Lannister did not, in the end, shit gold."

 

[neo34]

"People in glass houses sink ships" "A penny saved is worth two in the bush" "Don't cross the road if you can't get out of the kitchen" "Why don't you make like a tree... and get the F@#$! out of here" - Doc, the bartender in The Boondock Saints

 

[Chaos Bringer]

My own, I have a lot but here's my favourite:

"Pull pin THEN throw!"

 

[waggmd]

Well, see, that's my whole point. I mean you could've been born a single cell organism on the planet Zortex. In fact, given the odds, it's probably more likely, but you weren't. You we're born a human being. And not just any human being in the history of human beings, but a human being that gets to be alive today. That gets to listen to all kinds of music, that gets to eat food from every culture, that gets to download porn off the internet. So really, you have everything to live for.--Charlie Bartlett

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Hello.
My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father. Prepare to die!

 

[photog212]

"In a time of Universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act."-George Orwell

 

[metalmmaniac]

"I have to believe in a world outside my own mind. I have to believe that my actions still have meaning, even if I can't remember them. I have to believe that when my eyes are closed...the world is still there."
- Guy Pierce as Leonard Shelby in Memento

 

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[Beltom]

"When the pin has been pulled, Mr Grenade is not your friend" -U.S Army training poster.
"If at first you don't succeed, you fail" -GLaDOS
"A sword can make you a hero, a pen can make you a God" -My take on an old proverb
"He who sleeps with itchy arse, wakes up with smelly finger" -Fake Chinese Proverb

 

[chefassassin2]

T.V.- I like smackin' 'em.-Jayne Cobb
Movie- May the Force be with you.-If you don't know, you don't need to talk to me.
Book-"I don't collect recipes, I am not a food nerd!"-Anthony Bourdain, (though just about everything that comes out of his mind is genius just waiting to be quoted.)
Real Life-"If I don't let you touch my dick, don't touch my knife."

 

[Blackmagic1515]

"I never thought it would end like this. Dying side by side with an elf."
"How about side by side with a friend?"
"Aye, I could do that."
- Legolas and Gimli, The Lord of the Rings, The Return of the King

 

[Minimike3636]

"Use the search bar" - Everyone.

Die in a fire there Kraken.

Hooray for agreement.

Alright, on topic.
Favorite famous quote: "I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! GUESS WHAT'S INSIDE IT!" (Pirates of the Caribbean 2, I believe)
Favorite "inside joke type" quote: "YOU ARE NOT YOUR MOTHER" - Courtesy of my mom, while yelling at my father during an arguement about which exit to take off of a highway.

 

[strength of 7 men]

Funniest: "you don't play guitar with your neck bro, you play it with your bum-bum" - Synyster Gates

Best: "try again, fail again, fail better" - Samuel Beckett

 

[Agent Larkin]

I have a few:
To save time both the Time Warp and If I were a rich man as well as phantom of the opera (the song not the whole musical) get quoted by me a lot.
Anywho:

"You may be beautiful, But their keeping my idea on file, in a filing cabinet" I dont expect anyone to get that
"Butlers dont drop things"- Sam Vimes Thud!
"All the worlds a stage, and all the men and women merely players, they have their entrances and their exits, and one man in his life my play many parts."- William Shakespeare
"Banking establishments are more powerful then standing armies"- Thomas Jefferson
"FAUGH A BULLAGH"- 86th regimental motto
"At my age even if I make it up it is an old saying"-Lini WOT series
"Hello Im the Doctor"-I dont think I need to explain this one
"When all else fails use a chainsaw"- My dad
"You might be Younger and bigger then me but i have two advantages here:
1 Im an army Vet
2 Im 1000% more sneaky then you, So you still want a fight"- My Granddad
"The only thing worse then being talked about, Is not being talked about"-Oscar Wilde

 

[Sneaky-Pie]

I have quite a few.

"Courage is always greatest when blended with meekness; intellectual ability is most admired when it sparkles in the setting of modest self-distrust; and never does the human soul appear so strong as when it foregoes revenge and dares to forgive any injury."

"Not only is it extremely cruel to persecute in this brief life those who do not think the way we do, but I do not know if it might be too presumptuous to declare their eternal damnation."
- Voltaire

"When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; When the government fears the people, there is liberty."
- Thomas Jefferson

"It is not necessary that whilst I live, I live happily; but it is necessary that so long as I live I should live honorably."
- Immanuel Kant

"Live so that when your children think of fairness and integrity, they think of you."
- H. Jackson Brown Jr

"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it."
- Evelyn Beatrice Hall

"The greatest tragedy today is humanity's mutual apathy for one another."
- Sean Green

"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing."
- Edmund Burke

"The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong."
- Mahatma Gandhi

"We are all fallen creatures and all very hard to live with."
- C.S. Lewis

"The more we sweat in peace the less we bleed in war."
- Vijaya Lakshmi Pandit