Your favourite quote

[chefassassin2]

"Go to your idiot-hole."

"Johnny was a chemist's son,
But Johnny is no more.
What Johnny thought was H20
was H2SO4"-My new favorite shirt.

 

[shwnbob]

What would Jesus NOT do?
-Choke

 

[Jenkins]

There are so many.

But a few that come to mind:

"I aim to misbehave." - Firefly.
"Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear no evil, for I am the baddest ************ in the valley." - I'm told it comes from some military branch or another.

actually I can help you out

it was it said by George S Patton during WW2.

 

[BaronXS]

"Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads."

 

[TheCameraman]

"Give a man a fire, and he is warm for the rest of the day. Set fire to the man and he is warm for the rest of his life."

 

[similar.squirrel]

[On self-help books that urge you to 'release your potential' and open the 'locked door within yourself']

Doon't open the door, because it won't be like that [grandiose palace]. All you're going to see is one tiny, grey starveling little cat with diarrhoea. Sitting on a mattress-less iron-sprung bed, with it's huge eyes mewling at you.
As an emphysemic landlady untangles her..pop socks..in the background.
And some terrible guy the colour of an aubergene rounds the corner, holding a mug of beef tea and wearing a string vest and says "Meeh mehmyeeh. Nyhebemhyeeh?".

THAT'S your potential.

-Dylan Moran-

Just thought I'd give everyone here a little perspective on themselves and bring you all down to my level =]

Dylan Moran and Black Books have a plethora of great quotes. Check them both out.

 

[mightyfoo69]

"What a Relief! I feel like a Soldier, and Look like a Thief!" By the clash from the song Jimmy jazz

 

[skcseth]

"The one who releases himself from the emotional attachment to a desired outcome is, ironically, the one most likely to realize that outcome."
- Nietzsche

Words to live by right there.

 

[Artemis923]

"Let evil swiftly befall those who have wrongly condemned us - God will avenge us."
Jacques De Molay, Last Grandmaster of the Templars

"And as the body released its bowels in the stench of death, Tyrion noted that the oft-repeated jape about his father was just another lie.

Lord Tywin Lannister did not, in the end, shit gold."

We've got a R.R. Martin over here, I see ^^

Just so.

 

[fudgebo]

"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time."
- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair

 

[Nukey]

"MIGHTY PUTTY CAN FIX ANYTHING, except a broken heart, well miss you billy"
-Beany914 youtuber

 

[vamp rocks]

castro may be a commie pinko bastard but he has a fine taste om cigars

 

[dunnace]

There is husbandry in heaven, their candles are all out.

+10 intelligence to whoever can tell me what play that is from.

 

[TheIr0nMike]

"If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up."
-Hunter S Thompson

This quote really speaks to me.

 

[herr.Didi]

There is husbandry in heaven, their candles are all out.

+10 intelligence to whoever can tell me what play that is from.

McBeth(googled)

 

[Juven Ignus]

"In a stack of hay, be a needle."

 

[Keepitclean]

"I've had enough of this, you look like a gay cowboy and you look like a gay terrorist"
James May