Your favourite random and completely out-of-context reference

[WolfThomas]

Okay I give up...
Who is it from?

Aaron Stack A.K.A. Machine Man from Warren Ellis' Nextwave : Agents of H.A.T.E., he's a cynical robot that's basically a working swiss army knife.

Basically Warren Ellis (Transmetropolitan, The Authority) grabbed a whole lot of c-listers from the Marvel universe and threw them together on a team to make one of the greatest comics ever made. To quote the man himself:

It's an absolute distillation of the superhero genre. No plot lines, characters, emotions, nothing whatsoever. It's people posing in the street for no good reason. It is people getting kicked, and then exploding. It is a pure comic book, and I will fight anyone who says otherwise. And afterwards, they will explode.

 

[Outright Villainy]

When people tend to list things I go "By your powers combined, I am (insert name here)".

I say this whenever a luma makes a new planet in Mario Galaxy.
What? It's funny to me...

Also, me and my house mate say "You're the man now, dog" a lot.

It's an absolute distillation of the superhero genre. No plot lines, characters, emotions, nothing whatsoever. It's people posing in the street for no good reason. It is people getting kicked, and then exploding. It is a pure comic book, and I will fight anyone who says otherwise. And afterwards, they will explode.

That sounds fucking awesome.

 

[WolfThomas]

It's an absolute distillation of the superhero genre. No plot lines, characters, emotions, nothing whatsoever. It's people posing in the street for no good reason. It is people getting kicked, and then exploding. It is a pure comic book, and I will fight anyone who says otherwise. And afterwards, they will explode.

That sounds fucking awesome.

It is, seriously. Fighting a japanese style mecha-cop (like stealing is a crime?) or killer koal bears or armies of broccoli men or a demon with an addiction to suicidegirls.com, it's amazing. Also it has a theme song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xuosmf1_mKs

The last battle features Golems, Goblins, Living Brains, Purple Soviet Apes, Laser Hawkings, Naked Ninjas, S&M Iron Man Babies, Flying Windmill Men, Blue Skinned Space Pirates with Death Ray Peg Legs, Hamburger Shooting Bruce Campbell Elvis MODOKs, Cyclops Brontasauri, Samurai Siamese Twins, Chimney Sweep Gargoyles, Snakes on Planes, Wolverine Monkeys, A Giant Wolverine Ape, A Sentinel Robot, Hidden Men, Giant Cyborg Astronaut Tigers, Two Kinds of Little Green Men and evil trees.

 

[Layz92]

Yes and they are usually from random movies or Ross Noble shows.

"hey mate, i've seen your face in the top of a muffin...... yeah............ better not go outa the house for a while"
I had the pleasure of seeing the man live once!

aside from that.. I quote Spaced way too often, Simon Pegg is a legend

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZnsOZsA7_4&feature=channel

"Skip to the end!!"

I missed him when he was touring Aus. I have the DVD of the show though. And I would like to meet a sponge handed child.

 

[EeveeElectro]

I shout "CARD GAME SON MOTORCYCLES!" if I hear a motorbike revving past.
I was also hopping and heard, "I'm old Gregg! I got a cucumber!" That made me laugh.

Any British people my age will hopefully know what I mean when I say, I've played a lot of games of 'Bogies' with friends.

 

[Custard_Angel]

Ha! Ha! X.

Where X = whatever the topic of discussion is.

i.e. Ha! Ha! Dangly parts.

 

[Spencer Petersen]

I WAS FROZEN TODAY!

 

[Tharwen]

Far too often, people will randomly hear a "thatsityourefucked!" from me.

[sub][sub]Doomsday Arcade, for those who don't get it.[/sub][/sub]

 

[shadyh8er]

Oh God, if I had nickel for every time I did this, I would have enough money to fix the economy!

Whenever it rains and I'm in the car with a family member, we'll reference the "it's just a mist" scene from the original Harold & Kumar.

Whenever I give someone a soda I say "it's warm by my body heat!" Reference to the vending machine cat from Pani Poni Dash.

Whenever I face Lei Wulong (who is a police officer)in Tekken I scream this:
I also use "squawk in" from Resistance 2.

(Last one before I think of more) I somehow shoehorn in "[insert number here] minutes,[insert same number here] minutes is all I can spare to play with you." EDIT: That's one of Wesker's lines from RE5.

EDIT #2: I sing Chiyo-chan's cooking song (in Japanese) from Azumanga Daioh whenever I help my mom cook.

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I use "Everything you touch turns to shit!" from Uncharted 2.

Whenever I spin around on a chair, I sing the chorus from "Scramble" by Yui Horie.

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[Malyc]

Docter octogonapuss BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...=)

I had forgotten about this... except i like the "DOCTOR OCTO MOTHER FUCKING GONOPUS MMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

 

[smithy_2045]

You sunk my battleship.

 

[dogenzakaminion]

I WAS FROZEN...TODAY!

 

[Mr Fixit]

"Peace & chicken grease" when i say bye to someone

"SAVE ME JEEBUSSSS" followed by a very girly scream, when i fear for my life

"These balls are making me testy" when i get irritated

 

[supermariner]

whenever someone asks me if i'll do them a favour I usually say:
'I would literally stab a baby to do it' - (Peep show)

or there's the obvious one everyone uses for which i apologise:
'MY BANK BALANCE IS OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAND' or other variations on it

 

[Super Toast]

Whenever I get blamed for something I didn't do I usually say;

"I have the worst fucking attorneys."

I love Arrested Development.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

"That's Numberwang!"

 

[Cazza]

"I'm trying to resonate concrete" from Doctor Who

 

[Bomberman4000]

I grew up watching Seinfeld with my dad, and at least 20 times a day one of us will quote something from an episode, partly because it comes up in conversation, and partly to test if the other remembers what episode it's from. Things like:

Oh I got a big problem
Funny guy!
I could ballpark it.
The giant red sun in the shape of a chicken!
Giddy up

There are tons more, but for some reason I'm drawing a blank right now.


At work, and with my brother I do a lot of family guy stuff. I know it's not "original" or "cool" to quote family guy but that show has had a lot of funny ass one liners and short conversations. Things like

Well, time to be hittin that 'ol dusty trail
Oh that dog o'mine
Shut up Meg


Oh, and for anyone who's ever listened to brentalfloss's Bubbleman theme, I constantly say "HAVE AT YOU!" when I'm getting in an argument with people

 

[theprokrastinator]

Any British people my age will hopefully know what I mean when I say, I've played a lot of games of 'Bogies' with friends.

HAHAHA hells yeah!! got a few detentions for it but it was soooo worth it! We should bring it back dude!

Spaced quotes I use too often when i'm with my partner :
"get off me you bummer!"
"ooh duty free, how did you know?" (whenever one of us brings home a bottle of wine)
"I hope you never leave.. never leave.. never leave"

and whenever I tell my man what I've been doing in the studio that day he just looks at me blankly and says...

"so... watercolours?..."

 

[Gaderael]

I make up reasons to quote Invader Zim.
Poor...Everyone I know.

For a while whenever someone asked where I was to, or something like that, I would reply with "I was the Turkey the WHOLE TIME!" Also, when someone said they made -insert random food here- I would say "Yes, and muffins."

Lately I've been in the habit of repeating someone's name over and over when I want to get their attention like Manny from Black Books when he was drunk and trying to get Bernard's attention. "Bernard. Bernard. Bernard. Bern. Bernard..........." Sometimes when they finally get annoyed and answer me, I'd add "I'm a robot prostitute from the future!"

God I love that show. So very quotable.