Your favourite Sitcom quote

[Salmaras]

There is never enough comedy in the world, so let's make more

Clegg - (to Sid) "Where is the lady of the house?"
Sid - "she's out in front."
Compo - "In a very big way."

- Last of the Summer Wine

 

[person427]

Well, I watch the shows on the Escapist instead of TV, and I guess There Will Be Brawl is the closest thing to a sitcom so:
Kirby:"When I ate your princess, I wore her head like a hat and danced through the streets"

 

[garjian]

id have to say...

"i think i speak for all of us when i say..." *slams door*

i loved that... and its the only thing that comes to mind.

 

[Cargando]

'Don't tell him Pike!'

Or alternately: 'Don't Panic!'

We all know what from.

 

[curlycrouton]

Almost everything from the masrterful Peep Show deserves a look.

One of my favourites:

Mark: I feel guilty about everything, from the pollution caused by Chinese industrialisation to not wearing some pairs of boxers as much as others. I'm sorry, stripey blue - you're just too tight.

 

[Acidwell]

Elliot: I put all those flyers up and no one wants me to live with them.
J.D.: Oh, c'mon, Elliot, I'm sure you'll eventually find a roommate who's a clean non-smoking vegetarian that rinses the shower thoroughly after each usage.
Elliot: Well, if you don't it gets mildewy.
J.D.: You should live with my friend, Anal McLooney.

(Scrubs in case you didn't know)

 

[hortez the champion of the frozen wastes]

Alright, alright, keep your pants on.

To late they're already off.

A cookie to whoever can guess where this is from.

 

[Salmaras]

'Don't tell him Pike!'

Or alternately: 'Don't Panic!'

We all know what from.

"They don't like it up em you see, they don't like it up em."

Comedy is forever