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(a little something you should know about me first... i'm a giant athiest and me and my friends all ways joke about it so one day we're sitting there and i say:)

"it turns out i'm god".

so escapist users what would be the final irony in your life.
 

Sir Kemper

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If it turns out that being polite, intelligent and skilled isin't respected anymore...


Oh wait.
 

Dudemeister

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Holy shit, you're a giant?
What's it like being so big?
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OT: Death would be my irony. After a lifetime of enjoying being alive, now I'm dead.
 

nick n stuff

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I'm a music troll so when someone says there fave band is better than mine or something along those lines i go crazy. however, it's completely acceptable for me to tell them that they are wrong and they may not disagree.

Man, i'm a douche
 

AfroTree

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My final irony?...being killed by a midget,I hate small people...Dont ask why...but they piss me off so...
 

Disaster Button

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That my theory that everyone is secretly a robot wrapped in skin, and I'm the only one real and will wake up in the future when I die, is wrong. Turns out they're all Jeremy Clarkson clones who wish to torture me forever.
 

TheAmazingTGIF

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Dying young and a black screen that comes up saying: "GAME OVER" but I can't manage to push the "Retry Level" button.
 

Daffy F

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Cheveyo said:
Daffy F said:
Dying getting run over by an ambulance. The final irony!
That used to happen in the GTA series all the time.

Ambulance would show up and kill half the people on the scene.
Oh, yeah! That was hilarious! It happened loads on the original, did you play it? 2D was awesome :]
 

Red Right Hand

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Disaster Button said:
That my theory that everyone is secretly a robot wrapped in skin, and I'm the only one real and will wake up in the future when I die, is wrong. Turns out they're all Jeremy Clarkson clones who wish to torture me forever.
Oh god that would be horrible, one is bad enough!
 

Disaster Button

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TheLoveRat said:
Disaster Button said:
That my theory that everyone is secretly a robot wrapped in skin, and I'm the only one real and will wake up in the future when I die, is wrong. Turns out they're all Jeremy Clarkson clones who wish to torture me forever.
Oh god that would be horrible, one is bad enough!
I know, I find him insufferable. I only sleep at night because I think that one day he will be eaten alive by a pack(?) of mutant Swans, not that Swans need to be mutants to be teriffying but I think it adds to the image.
 

ribonuge

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I live my life with a passion for all music. One day I am walking down the road and a piano is dropped from a high-rise building, squashing my feeble body. A sticker is on the piano right beside my chest, saying "I heart Music".
 

x0ny

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Becoming a dirty chav sitting on my ass all day and claiming child benefit I suppose...