Ahh, Sarge... "It's a GOOD thing!"
For pwning the boss, "Alas, this is the winter of our discount tent..."
For pwning boss as slavic immigrant, "Is dead now, yes?"
For pwning boss as Verizong asshole, "Can you hear me now? ... ... ... ... ... (STAB!) Good!"
For pwning boss as Kirk, "KHAAAAAAAAAN!"
For pwning boss as Seth McFarlane, "God, I haven't seen anybody fail so badly since that time Boba Fett got accidentally knocked into the Sarlac by a half-blind Han Solo..." (roll clip)
For pwning boss as Suikoden protagonist Tir McDohl, "..."
For pwning boss Caboose, "Tucker did it!"
For gettig pwned by boss, "Someone press... my restart button..."