Your Final One Liner?

vivadelkitty

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Good *slash*
Will *slash*
Never *slash*
Give *slash*
In *slash*
To *slash*
Evil! *slash*

Cookie for reference.
 

2xDouble

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Turkey Braveheart said:
I've always wanted to say:
"Don't resist, embrace the darkness"

May seem emo-ish to some of you but I think it sounds cold blooded and imperious at a time when you are doing horrible things and your life is at risk. Also, as far as I know, it's original.

A close second is a famous Hindu saying:
"And I am become death, the destroyer of worlds"
I'm pretty sure Morrigan says that in Marvel vs Capcom 2...
 

Skeletor 0

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"I told you I always win!"
*shoot him is the head*
"I'd advise you to stay dead. If I find you somewhere else I will take that bullet out of your brain AND SHOOT YOU WITH IT AGAIN!"
 

2xDouble

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there's always the classic: "well THAT was fun..." preferably after a large explosion.
the cocky dickwad: "next!"
or...
*pauses for a moment* "...fk it, i got nothing" *shoots him again at close range to blow the head off, then leaves*

*EDIT* ohyeah, and i forgot all about: "... and i'm STILL out of bubblegum." (reference anybody?)
 

mrhappyface

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Caligulove said:
"it's just been revoked"

No matter how out of place it is.
Lethal Weapon FTW! Danny Glover takes your Diplomatic Immunity, wipes your ass with it, and shoots you in the face!
 

Emperor Platypus

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Just a sec gotta make a phone call.

'Yea it's me, Hey I just defeated Satan so you're free to go, common got other things to do today.......What you mean you weren't kidnapped by him. What's that? Yea course I sound angry. I just fought through all seven bloody circles of Hell and you're not here. Sigh.. Yea ok I'll get some milk on the way back.'


Looks at Satan.

'Soooooooo, we're still cool right?'
 

Xeros

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How has no one said this yet!?

"And shepherds we shall be,
for Thee, my Lord, for Thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti."
 

Ploop

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"Now i take off your mask to show your true identity, GASP!! EVIL JESUS, meh either way...."
 

arcanim

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*slowly lowers the gun barrel against the boss' forehead*

"It means no worries...for the rest of your days..."

*BAM!*

Disney is the source of all great one-liners.
 

kimba_lion

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs&feature=related

hehe but on a serious note...

well that would be...

"about time you died"