I'm not sure what I'm gonna have, if one of my mates is still alive when I die I'll probably get her to write something for it, given that I'm probably gonna drink, smoke and generally party myself into an early grave. I wnat something a bit tongue in cheek and humourous but not too much as it may upset people there, it is about them really not me.
Although if I know I'm gonna die, ie from a terminal illness, I'm gonna take a leaf out of the discworld witches and have a going away party, a proper bash to see all my mates once more.
Is it wrong that I've been thinking about this since I was about 9? I've changed my mind several times mind you.