when i die,i want people to laugh at my funeral. i'd just have them playing all my favourite songs on a stereo. when SImple Man by Lynard Skynrd comes on, my IQ appears on a screen above my coffin, going down every second the song plays. i'd want my disposal to be interesting too. i'd have them catapult me into the sea with a grenade in my mouth. then i'd be able to say i swam the channel if my leg gets found by someone in Calais.
