(sic) humor said:
Shit needed doing. Shit got done.
(Cookie to anyone who could translate that into Latin for me.)
fæx necessarius effectus. fæx eram perfectus.
...maybe.
OT:
"OH SHI-"
"His partner took all the health packs"
"Best. Party. Ever."
"Must... conserve... potions..."
"A lot of good that straight jacket did."
"$500 for a night at the inn?! Screw that!"
"Caution! Zombifacation in progress."
"This guy has no life..."
"SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"
"No soliciting"
"Want to see a dead body?"
"Not really dead, just bored."
"The doctors said I'd be fine... jerks."
"Expecting something funny?"
"Car + Booze = [arrow pointing down]"
"Stupid reaper got the wrong address."
"Hey! No screen peeking!"
"Finally the voices have stopped."
"Whacked by natural causes."
"Quick! Call Dr.Frankenstein!"
"No doctors were in the house."
"THATS why I hate spiders!"
"I may be dead but at least I'm not stupid!"
"Taunting after a kill is always a bad idea."
Any of those would be great.