Your Gravestone.

[katsumoto03]

Rick rolled in his grave.

(get it?)

I do! I do!

OT:

Either: "BRB a sec, guys!" or "Female necrophiliacs welcome!"

 

[TheLiham]

Here Lies Liam

I'm alive, Dig me up you stupid fucking cunts.

 

[Yoshemo]

If I suicide (which I could never do, which makes this awesome idea useless..) I would have it say "rage quitter"

 

[Someone Depressing]

"Some cynical Game reviewer
Never got around to Bulletstorm"

19## - 20##

Or maybe

"Ness. Died after finally snapping in a criminally insane sanitorium. Pulled a giant iron onto himself"

199X - ... What year is it in this game?"

Or maybe

"Me. I seperated from the team, as a result I was incapitated"

"Chapter 1 - Finale"

 

[Scorched_Cascade]

I want:

Matt
19XX-2011
300 RPM

humour:
*Both Red and Dead but as yet no Revolution*
*A Halo is just out of his Reach*
*Beware: Light Sleeper; Do Not Wake*

 

[Konaerix]

There was a grave here, it's gone now

 

[Captain_M]

The best thing I ever heard someone want to put on his tombstone came from Groucho Marx.

"Excuse me, I can't stand up."

Unfortunately when he died he didn't get it.

 

[Mysten]

"He wasn't a zombie when we buried him."

For legal purposes.

 

[The Unworthy Gentleman]

Sam Hunter 1994 - 2011

Followed by one or more of these lines.

"He was open to necrophilia"

"Don't stand on the copper pipe, he's just really dedicated to his DnD games"

"I swear to God, fucking campers"

 

[EHKOS]

EHKOS
1993-2077
Lost the game...of life (haha)
or
I thought I had another fairy
or
EHKOS RAN OUT OF USABLE POKEMON! EHKOS BLACKED OUT!

 

[icame]

1995 - 200X

Died from starvation after a 24 hour binge trying to beat the insanely hard mega man 9.

 

[Penguinness]

"He never forgave himself for voting Lib Dem"

 

[suitepee7]

D.B.B. 19XX-2XXX
"Lost Connection to Host
If this problem persists,
check connection &
restart operation"

 

[norwegian-guy]

Here lies Henrik T. Stavenes.
1988-2011
He's final words where:
"My grave better have Wi-fi."

Edit:
I could also go for:

Here lies some random norwegian guy.

 

[Gudrests]

Gudrests
1992-2091
"He said he would rather be killed by a jealous husband than live to be 100"

 

[luclin92]

here lies John Generic
"we did this only to piss him off"

 

[suicide samurai]

Some good ones so far.

I guess, at this point in my life...

C.W. Bowes

1979-2011

"Nothing is as perfect as what could have been."

or

"The treasure hunt begins here."

 

[Max Goldfine]

Max Goldfine

1988 - 2011

He became more powerful than any of us could have possibly imagined.

 

[IncredibleTurnip]

John
1987-2011
"You should see the other guy"

(Baldur's Gate still rocks)

 

[Unknownsldrjhon]

Brett C.
1990-2011

"Don't team kill kids, respawn's a *****."

or

"Brought all diamond stuff he had and dug strait down..."