Your Gravestone.

[slightly evil]

'nope, not going with you satan, I'm an athiest'
'wow... i suck at this' and on a similar note:
'Would you like to lower the difficulty?'
'Arch Stanton is the one to your left' (cookie for the reference)
'I AENT DED' (cookie #2)
'mechmoon has disconnected' (minecraft account name)
'Neuro toxin... so deadly'
'In Laser Heaven (yes, it's as awesome as it sounds)'
'Death is for Quitters!'
'here lies brendan, ever the procrastinator'
or more seriously:

Brendan Tucker
1993 - 2091
A great man, who will be sorely missed by all those he touched. Who strove to be the best person he could be, and often spoke of himself in the thrid person.

 

[notyouraveragejoe]

Eliot March 9th, 1994 - March 6th, 2011: Just shy of 17, doesn't that suck?

Or: He's not actually in his grave...he's right behind you!

 

[Naled]

Dean
1984-2011

"His guild discovered he quit to go play Rift instead..."

 

[SteakHeart]

Christian [Last name is scratched out]
[Date of birth is scratched out]-2011
"I'll be haunting your game systems! Muahahaa!"

 

[pendragon177]

Nick Notarealname
1992-2064

"Crockets are such BS."
"And when you're dead I'll be Still Alive."
"Waiting on the Lesbian Cloud next to the Milkshake Pool."
"UP, UP, DOWN, DOWN, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, A, B, START. Make sure you get the code right, you only started with one life this time."
(Have someone else's tombstone say, "Marco...." mine will say "...Polo."
"And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space, 'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth."

 

[godfist88]

here lies (insert name here) he had issues.

 

[CouchCommando]

considering I'm a serial babbler
"I'm sorry for all the things I left unsaid"

 

[Zeema]

this

'I Told you i was Sick'

 

[Sacman]

...<.<

That is all...

 

[Altorin]

Off the top of my head, an arrow pointing down, with the words written above it also upside down saying "THIS WAY UP"

 

[Bender Rodriguez]

Ole
1992 - 2011

"Not really dead, I'm serious"

 

[El.Cojone.Grande]

Here lies Laurence
1991-2011
"AFK"

 

[Wolf-AUS]

-
"To these the past hath its phantoms,
More real than solid earth;
And to these death does not mean decay,
But only another birth."
-

Love this one

Edit: And these ones

"Chapter 1 - Finale"

C.W. Bowes

1979-2011

"Nothing is as perfect as what could have been."

 

[Scarim Coral]

Either "I'm still waiting for the respawning. Any minute now..."

Or

"Make sure you had pour cement on top of my coffin. I ain't coming back as a zombie."

 

[joshuaayt]

Shaped like a pair of sunglasses, it'll read, on one of the lenses "Dead at seventeen". On the other, it'll read "Looks like ...he made a grave mistake".

 

[Astoria]

"Chillin' with Jesus"

 

[Dejawesp]

Here lies *name*

One day he will rise from the grave and devour his enemies.

I'm not kidding either. Its in my will. Cost me $400 to write that will

 

[Super Toast]

Teague McArdle.

1994-2011

Should have used the Konami Code.

 

[ApeShapeDeity]

For me? No gravestone. Just dig a pit, and set up a tree mulcher...

Throw me in that thing... BRRRRRRT! Then fill in the hole and plant an apple tree on my remains. I'd rather feed something that kids can play in and people can eat from than have a cold stone monument.

 

[ShyBunny]

Tania
Phoenix Down anyone?