Your greatest prank call

[Timotei]

What was your greatest prank call? How did it go? What was said?

During my last suspension my boyfriend and I decided to torture a few helpless Gamestop employees and ask for thier favorite game: Battletoads.

I recorded a few series of calls to one

Spoiler: WARNING! Very Channy

Spoiler: WARNING! Very very Channy

Spoiler: WARNING! Very very very Channy

Spoiler: You asked for it.

*dial tone*

-?-?-?-: Hello thank you for calling Gamestop! We can trade your games and save you money, my name is Roland how can I help you today

Susan: Uh, hello I'm calling because I hear you sell NES games. Is that true?

Roland: Yes ma'am, we do carry over 125 games for the Nintendo Entertainment System.

Susan: That's brillaint, because my brother's birthday is coming up and he's really into older games and I'm really trying to find a good present for him.

Roland: Well ma'am I'm sure we have more than a few good games you can get him.

Susan: Alright that's good because he's really into the popular games and I have a list here let me *take a look* (ruffles paper near phone) here....*clears throat"....uh.... Double Dragon.

Roland: Let me seeeee *typing on keyboard*.............Yes we do have that in stock.

Susan: Excellent! And do you have Double Dragon II?

Roland: Yes we do have that in stock as well, we have one left.

Susan: Excellent, excellent! Now um...do you have the original Super Mario Bros.?

Roland: *types on keyboard*......... I'm sorry ma'am we just sold our last copy yesterday. We do have Super Mario Bros. 2 and 3.

Susan: Oookay...um.....how about the original Legend of Zelda?

Roland: I can tell you right now that we are out of that, but we do have Zelda 2.

Susan: Alright. Now he's written down another game here but It can't really read it that well...uh...Battletoads?

Roland: *types on keyboard*........Yes ma'am we do have that in stock and we're down to our last copy.

Susan: Okay now is that the version with over 9000 mudkipz?

Roland: I'm sorry say that again?

Susan: Or how about the version with the bear who likes children?

Roland: The...what that like...children?

Susan: Yes, the bear that likes children.

Roland: ............

Susan: Or how about the version with over 9000 bears that like mudkipz?

Roland: ....I'm sorry but-

Susan: Or how about the ver-

Roland: Tell your friends to stop calling our store. *hangs up*

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FOLLOW UP CALL (20 minutes later)

*dial tone*

Roland: Hello thank you for calling Gamestop! We can trade your games and save you money, my name is Roland how can I help you?

Michel: Uh yeah I'm looking for a game on the Wii.

Roland: And what's the name?

Michel: Battletoads.

Roland: Are you looking for the version with 9000 mudkids or the one with the bear that likes children?

Michel: Do you have the version with over 9000 bears that like mudkipz?

Roland: I'm sorry but some lady already called and reserved our last copy.

Michel: Alright man.

Roland: Stop calling our store. *hangs up*

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FOLLOW UP CALL (10 minutes later)

Roland: Hello thank you for calling Gamestop! We can trade your games and save you money, my name is Roland how
can I help you?

Michel: BAAATTLETOOOAAAA-

Roland: *hangs up*

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

*Ring, ring*

"Hello?"

"At three o' clock, if you're not under the oak tree in the park with the money, your sister dies."

In totally creeped out voice: "I...I'm an only child."

"Oh. Sorry, wrong number."

*Click*

 

[thiosk]

The disclaimers were well warranted.

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

*Ring Ring*

"Excuse me! I've got a real problem, I thought you might be able to help me?"

"Sure. What is it?"

"I accidentally sold my Grandad on E-bay and I'm in real trouble!"

*Chuckles* "Well you'll have to buy him back then won't you?"

*Phone goes dead*

I admired his humour so much.

 

[The Great Zegrool]

Bookmarked!

OT: I would ask to borrow someone's phone, then I would call a random person, Shout some obscenity, then hand the phone back to the person I borrowed it from.

 

[DrunkWithPower]

Nothing to epic, the NRA called wanting money to fuel their ammo lust. I asked for a 1 minute sales pitch, I got "Ahhhh sir, I need longer than that to explain the protection of our constitution." To which I laughed and said "You sold me, here's 20 bucks to protect heap paper and ink." Then I heard a speech about it's not hemp, then I got her farther off track by starting a debate about marijuana. Then homosexuals somehow got involved. Nothing special but I found it comical.

 

[Spider Expert]

Calling Gamestop about Battletoads these days usually just winds up with them making a joke about you which says a lot in itself considering they work at gamestop.

Me, once I convinced some random alaskin business that I dialed through Skype that me and several others were in a plane crash and that I took a mobile off a dead woman. They really started to freak out and when they tried to trace my number I claimed the battery was about to die.

They thought I was genuine and one of them was very nervous but once they traced the number to "Skype" they probably would have facepalmed a bit.