your Guiness World Record

[Simalacrum]

So! Picture this: you've just won a Guiness World Record, hurray! journalists are clamouring for a shot of you, and you stand there with your very own plaque... But what does it say?

Basically, I'm asking people: if, theoretically, you got a Guiness World Record, what would you want it to be for? Would it be for a particular hobby of yours? Or a weird physical aspect of you? Alternatively, if you already have a Guiness World Record, what is it for?

If I were to get a Guiness World Record, I'd want it to be for the guy with the most Guiness World Records in the world... I mean, cmon, thats pretty much like a plaque stating that you are the most talented man/woman on Earth!

 

[cocoadog]

punching the most crowids in the face. i would also probably get some kind of award for knowing what a crowid is.

 

[Lord George]

Most Guinness world record committee members blackmailed.

 

[wrecker77]

best selling album. I'm gunna make it one day.....

 

[DigitalSushi]

I hold the medical record for being on antiplase the longest amount of time, 72 hours, normally it takes 4 hours and it hits the brain and makes you retarded.

So I kinda hope journo's would go "hey whats the square root of 2406 Sush?" and i'd say, "why its flabadom" and I'd start dribbling.

 

[Armored Prayer]

Guinness world record for most insolent fools choked.

 

[Proteus214]

"Fastest conversion from computer illiteracy to hacker extraordinaire."

The internet does strange things to people.

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

Most posts on the Escapist!... I've got a long way to go

 

[Monocle Man]

Longest distance flown in a boat.

There, my goal: "Build a fully functional airship [http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_vv5SDGCiuso/SQX98Yf9vWI/AAAAAAAABaY/drh5xeh0LSk/s1600-h/ophelia.bmp] that is much more boat than blimp or zeppelin."

 

[GodsOneMistake]

Being the most badass person EVA!!!

 

[The Shrubbery Demander]

World record for most people brutally murdered... I kid, I kid. Or do I?! *cue scary music*

 

[Erja_Perttu]

Most biscuits smuggled into a building in one trip, without anyone noticing anything is amiss.

 

[Simalacrum]

Most posts on the Escapist!... I've got a long way to go

I'm truly sorry, but something tells me your not going to beat Maxthereaper anytime soon... And infact, if you do, he'll probably hunt you down an kill you in your sleep

 

[delanofilms]

WORLDS TALLEST FAUX-HAWK!!!!!!
My hair is 3 feet long, so I could totally pull it off. (I'm a guy)

 

[ShadeOfRed]

Longest time isolated. Except since I'm not a hikikomori, it will never ever happen.

 

[Calobi]

Longest world record book. My plan is to just wait for a copy of the longest one to be printed, then to copy that and add "Longest World Record Book: Myself" at the end.

If that fails, I'm sure I would win "Laziest Attempt to Get a World Record" at the very least. It's a no-lose scenario for me.

Edit:

Most posts on the Escapist!... I've got a long way to go

I'm truly sorry, but something tells me your not going to beat Maxthereaper anytime soon... And infact, if you do, he'll probably hunt you down an kill you in your sleep

Max won't wait until he's asleep. He'll want to do it while Simalacrum can scream.

 

[KiLl_RoY]

fullest email box
2082 unread mails at the time ,i hope people start reading their mails lol

 

[Casual Shinji]

Being the oldest person who still eats Kellog's Smacks for breakfast.

 

[Simalacrum]

Longest world record book. My plan is to just wait for a copy of the longest one to be printed, then to copy that and add "Longest World Record Book: Myself" at the end.

If that fails, I'm sure I would win "Laziest Attempt to Get a World Record" at the very least. It's a no-lose scenario for me.

Edit:

Most posts on the Escapist!... I've got a long way to go

I'm truly sorry, but something tells me your not going to beat Maxthereaper anytime soon... And infact, if you do, he'll probably hunt you down an kill you in your sleep

Max won't wait until he's asleep. He'll want to do it while Simalacrum can scream.

Me? Scream? NEVAR! D: I LAUGH in the face of danger! [sub](its how I express my fear...)[/sub]