Your handicaps

[Jonluw]

Hiya escapists.

[sub]I'm sort of bored, and this doesn't seem to have been done before.[/sub]


[HEADING=3]So what is your handicap? Do you even have a handicap?[/HEADING]
I am partially colour blind (trouble with red and green), and my wrist started hurting a bit a few months ago.
Tiny things, big things, anything you feel like sharing.

 

[Amphoteric]

I thought you were talking about golf.

 

[silver wolf009]

Ive really got nothing that quallifies as a handicap except for the fact that im really out of shape. But really thats not all that bad.

 

[Broken Boy]

Mine is 2 blown discs in my back which sux.

 

[Haunted Serenity]

Partially deaf in left year. And a stubborn resistance to defeat

 

[WINDOWCLEAN2]

I can't read notes at all and have no musical knowledge what-so-ever (all attempts have ended up with broken strings etc) yet I play guitar as one of my main hobbies and have played shows at various locations in my town with great sucess. Weird eh?

 

[Not-here-anymore]

I'm short, and I'm asthmatic. And possibly still depressed.

And it's been so long since I've played golf, I no longer know what my handicap is...

 

[L3m0n_L1m3]

Ive really got nothing that quallifies as a handicap except for the fact that im really out of shape. But really thats not all that bad.

Couldn't have said it better myself. I really wish I was more in shape though...

 

[Hashime]

My left ankle is screwed from my football career, I have asthma.

 

[Jonluw]

Okay, what are these golf handicap things people are talking about?

Edit: Okay, forget it, I should just have googled it in the first place.

 

[wolf thing]

im dyxlecic and my eyes have tracking problems

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

I have ME/CFS.
It's a special kind of handicapped that makes you look fine. So nobody believes there's anything wrong with you.
There are doctors who still call it Yuppie Flu.

I imagine this would illicit some horrible ranting from me if I actually gave a shit about anything.

 

[Snarky Username]

I think I may have mild dyspraxia because I can't walk without tripping over my own feet and I always find some way to screw up my words, but other than that, I would have to say my dashing good looks would be my only handicap, you have no idea how annoying that gets after a while!

 

[infinity_turtles]

I'm just way too good loo-That's not a handicap? Oh, well this isn't really a handicap, but I'm flat-footed. I tend to walk on the front of my feet though, so it doesn't bother me at all.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I have little sense of smell and taste by extension.

 

[TerribleAssassin]

I have a problem in my leg which causes random sperodic pains in the knees and shins.

Yet I still play Rugby for my school...

EDIT: I also have slight dispraxya. Which is a co-dornation disability. I just can't write neat or cut on a staright line.

 

[Tharwen]

I can't think of anything right now...

Maybe... My left ankle has been giving me loads of painful problems all over my body since I sprained it four years ago.

 

[Nopraptor]

My feet are super flat and my knees are bent waaaaaay in, it causes severe pains in my knees and lower back, at least I don't have to run in gym class

 

[Ironic Pirate]

My left eye doesn't work properly, and as such I have horrendous depth perception. I can't see 3D movies, I can't catch things, I have trouble kicking or punching, or even grabbing or touching things. I often stumble or knock things over because I didn't know how far away they were.

And that's why I hate sports.

 

[Chicago Ted]

The only problem I really have is horrible eyesight. Makes it a ***** when I play paintball since sometimes the mask and the glasses will fog up and I'll have to surrender on the basis that I can't even see the field in front of me, let alone who's on which team or where shots are coming from.