Your horrible pitch for good games

[Squilookle]

Persona 3:You and your friends shoot yourselves in the head to win

Wait, what!? For real?

 

[kokirisoldier]

World of Warcraft: Sacrifice your job, friends and sleep for the ability to brag about killing and imaginary bad guy that took 5 hours. Also you have the highest DPS of the whole guild...that's a great pick up line.

MW2: Wait what are we doing here? Whoa why am I now here? Why did I just die again?! Oh it was a cut scene.

Dragon Age Orgins: PC:"Wanna make out? I brought you that golden necklace I pulled out of that ogres stomach." NPC:"Is that blood? Why are you always covered in blood!"

 

[ReservoirAngel]

Saints Row 2: kill dudes
Hitman: kill dudes in a sneaky way

 

[teh_Canape]

Modern Warfare 2 MultiPlayer: Thumper + Spas 12 + Scavenger Perk + Commando Perk + duct tape = ultimate piss off device

Dead Rising 2: duct tape and zombies

 

[Ultress]

Persona 3:You and your friends shoot yourselves in the head to win

Wait, what!? For real?

Yeah the way you summon you're persona is by simulating blowing your brains out with a fake gun.

 

[Squilookle]

Persona 3:You and your friends shoot yourselves in the head to win

Wait, what!? For real?

Yeah the way you summon you're persona is by simulating blowing your brains out with a fake gun.

Now that... that be crazy yo. Crazy

 

[AwesomePeanutz]

Left 4 Dead: Kill zombies.
Left 4 Dead 2: Kill black zombies.

 

[Squilookle]

Assassin's Creed 2: Stabby McStab-Stab goes around Stabbing people. It's Cultural!

 

[MetaMop]

Alan Wake: I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay, I sleep all night and I work all day.

 

[Squilookle]

Need For Speed Hot Pursuit: Well you see, some cars have the need to drive at speed. There are also cops. The cops don't like the speedy cars, so they uh... get into a sort of... hot pursuit.

It will cost millions of dollars to make it, by the way.