Your ideal apocolypse

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furgy117

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Either a Zombie apacolypse, or Fallout 3 conditions.
And b4 u ask, yes i thot about this for a very very long time.
 

massau

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the fallout 3 like apocalypse the history of the game is asome and nobody knows who threw the first nuke it could even be a terrorist because if you have read the history u hill see that a terrorist had already used a nuke u only need +-50kilo U205 for it or 9kg plutonium
and the fev virus is cool than we will all be super mutants and than we only neet a alien invasion after al the nukes got of and the vaults are cool experiments like in the 69 vault 1 man 999women i want to be that man !! :)
 

traceur_

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I'm gonna put my feet up on the control panel in my air-battle cruiser for a while and then go drop grenades off the side as the zombie apocalypse plays out below.

Even better NINJA REVOLUTION (except I magically get ninja skills so they don't kill me) and we kill everyone else and go missile surfing.
 

Agent Larkin

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The world slowly ending by falling into a black hole while i watch the beautiful vista destroying the world while i'm surrounded by the people i love.
 

Seydaman

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Kukul said:
People dying out because all the women in the world only want to have sex with me.

That or kickass meteor storms, vulcano eruptions, earthquakes, total eclipse of the sun and other crazy shit.
that would be a funny apoclypse! but really, an invasion of ponnies that failed
 

Skeleon

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I can't tell you yet, 'cause my Doomsday Device ain't ready...
But you'll find out soon enough.
 

SomeBritishDude

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A virsus that wipes out all males except me. Might get a bit more action if I'm lucky.

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Wiis turn out to be Skynet and annihilate all casual gamers and 90% of the world's population. The hardcore gaming master race emerges from their well prepared doom bunkers stocked with bags of Cheetoes and Balls energy drinks in hand to rebuild society.
WE'RE DOOMED!
 

_Janny_

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Anyone remember the stone burners from Dune? A billion of those going off at the same time all over the world along with some nukes would look beautiful and deadly at the same time. Imagine the (literally) blinding lightshow...
 

The DSM

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Zombies, Guns, Explosions And Kashmir playing in the backgorund, oh and a painless death as im cowardly like that xD
 

Dorian

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My apocalypse is me developing a genetically superior virus that only affects humans (totally NOT the Swine Flu) . It will kill everyone except for a select few who survive (undoubtedly) while the wilderness slowly takes back the land it lost to us damned dirty sapiens.

Huh. Distopian and Utopian at the same time. Strange.
 

lwm3398

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solidstatemind said:
I'm a big fan of the 'Invasion of the Bikini Babes with Beer' apocalypse.

No, seriously: if there is going to be an apocalypse, it's probably going to be a mass die off from a virus or something, ala The Stand.

ok,you may have one internet cookie for mentioning that book.

as for my ideal apocolypse? read revelations. seven eyed goat and a battle with satan? awesome.

nah. but it is awesome. okay,so pretty much here goes my apocolypse. here are the teams for the end of time battle. satan,demons,evil humans VS humans,angels,repentant demons who hate the devil,god and jesus. so pretty much most of us are slaughtered, (humans i mean) and only like 400,000 good ones are left in america. we fight to death with the devil,and by the end,satans dead,evil humans are being eternally punished,and the good guys are hanging in heaven for eternity. and you bet your ass i'm up there with them after it.
 

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lwm3398 said:
solidstatemind said:
I'm a big fan of the 'Invasion of the Bikini Babes with Beer' apocalypse.

No, seriously: if there is going to be an apocalypse, it's probably going to be a mass die off from a virus or something, ala The Stand.

ok,you may have one internet cookie for mentioning that book.

as for my ideal apocolypse? read revelations. seven eyed goat and a battle with satan? awesome.

nah. but it is awesome. okay,so pretty much here goes my apocolypse. here are the teams for the end of time battle. satan,demons,evil humans VS humans,angels,repentant demons who hate the devil,god and jesus. so pretty much most of us are slaughtered, (humans i mean) and only like 400,000 good ones are left in america. we fight to death with the devil,and by the end,satans dead,evil humans are being eternally punished,and the good guys are hanging in heaven for eternity. and you bet your ass i'm up there with them after it.
oh,or the universe collides with some type of alternate reality and the two collapse into complete voidness, ripping space and time from eachother as those who are evil fall painfully and the righteous are raised to heaven. KICK...ASS
 

brighteye

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The "Y the last man"story would be great if you ARE the last man.

Backstory: One day all people on earth fall down dead if they are born with an y chromosome......except you.

It is possible (if this happens because an airborn virus),that unborn male babies will survive during the first year ,but until they are able , you are the only one that can impregnate someone for the next 15 years or so.

I would of course be employed by the goverment to repopulate the world, and for a quite big paycheck i would "contribute" daily "samples" to be shipped to the globe to eagerly awaiting suitable candidates. (free of sicknesses and of good health, we have a little over 400 countries and i would be able to send one "sample" to every country every year.)

Above that i would spend my eveningtime with a lady that i choose from probably 1000s of dayly applications to get that quality time only a man can give.

(hmmm, well i "could" get a little chauvinistic as the last man on earth, he he)
 

brighteye

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Voicuboyy said:
fallout, because it's a restart for humanity and we will know what not to do
Well, we had that restart after the black plague and after the fall of the neanderthals, and probably an even bigger restart before that when the pygme people were wipeout and it was only 2000 people left on earth, and still we learned nothing ;(
 

FallenRainbows

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Optimus Prime said:
How 'bout swine flu killing all?
*facepalm*

I have no sence of humour about this anymore, the amount of idiots thinking we are all going to to die that I have proved wrong uptenth time, I don't know when people are kidding or not, they have gone as far as saying a girl where I live got it. FROM FLUXING WHERE?!?!? She hasnt been out side of Walsall for a flipping month!

My apocolipse?

Ragnarok with laz0rs!