Your ideal death

[DagothGares]

You know, Shakespeare knew what life was, so I'll just follow his advise from the play where someone contemplates suicide:

"Between the thighs of a woman should prove to be interesting!"

 

[SmoothGlover]

I wish to catapulted into the Grand Canyon dressed as an elderly decomposing Superman. You would get quick a rush from it and i've always wanted to see the Grand Canyon, might as well kill two birds with one stone. I would be around 80/85 i guess.

 

[Meta Like That]

Taking everyone with me.

Misery loves company?

So, yes, I am feeling rather annoyed and with a lot of contained rage for my fellow humans tonight, and I thought, what better way to unwind stress than by psicoanalizing you all, and asking you this question.

Psychoanalyzing, perhaps?

Yes, epic fail.

All I ask for my death is to not be completely degrading. Like blood loss from a hemorrhoid or a fat guy passing out and falling on me, thus preventing my escape from the zombie horde pounding on the window. Seriously, that would suck.

 

[brtshstel]

I want to die while wrestling four alligators. By the time I finally succomb to my wounds, three of the alligators will be dead, and the last one will have a crooked jaw minus some teeth, two broken legs/feet, bleeding profusely, and missing an eye ball.

 

[Ursus Astrorum]

One day, I will wake up and know it is time. When this happens, I will leave my house and walk into the forest. And I will keep walking, going farther and farther away from civilization, seeing the world as it was before or expansionist greed. Then I will sit and fade away, becoming one with everything.

 

[Skalman]

That I die the instant I have my happiest moment in life. Just dead in a nanosecond, like being hit by a supernova at the speed of light or having a nuke go off next to my head.

Anyway, the last thought in my head would be the happiest thought I would have had during my entire life.
That would be awesome.

 

[Sion_Barzahd]

Something flashy, possibly riding a nuke into a densely populated area.

 

[Tonimata]

I want to die while wrestling four alligators. By the time I finally succomb to my wounds, three of the alligators will be dead, and the last one will have a crooked jaw minus some teeth, two broken legs/feet, bleeding profusely, and missing an eye ball.

Well, you could just finish the job, so you can kill them again in the afterlife.

 

[Sewblon]

Being vaporized by Nylarthotep while Riding a platinum chariot drawn by super, golden Hippos at the speed of light to the sixth power and playing Led Zeppelin on an electric guitar and firing lighting out of the head of the guitar in the middle of a battle between the old ones, the Justice League, Dr.Who Mr.T, Chuck Norris,Sam,Max and Guybrush Threepwood, while dressed as Rorschach.

 

[Souplex]

While I hate search Nazis I hate it when people repeat my threads more.
Edit: After much digging, I have found the original ideal death thread! http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.70283?page=1

 

[Tonimata]

You know, Shakespeare knew what life was, so I'll just follow his advise from the play where someone contemplates suicide:

"Between the thighs of a woman should prove to be interesting!"

HELL YEAH!

 

[bjj hero]

Felated to death by a cheer leading squad till I died of dehydration...

 

[Booze Zombie]

Viagra induced heart failure after making love to 10 women in a row.

 

[quack35]

I wanna die in an epic shootout defending a caravan full of attractive ladies.

 

[rottenbutter]

I want to die in bed, surrounded by beautiful women, in a fiery explosion caused by a giant robot piloted by Bruce Campbell.

You know, a simple death.

 

[Dudemeister]

I hope to die in a huge battle with all the pantheons of gods and goddesses versus chuck norris, 500 grizzly bears, and the entire cast of House.

Dragonforce will be playing in the background.

Word for word, exactly what I was going to say.

 

[cyrad]

FEeling that i achieved much in my life, I want to lie down after a night of playing my favorite video game and pass peacefully in my sleep.

 

[thenumberthirteen]

Piano falling on me from a tall building, or eaten by a Hippo. They're both hilarious ways to die that I can't imagine anyone keeping a straight face when they're told.

 

[BIGpanda]

Of age. anything over 60 would be really nice.

 

[Flap Jack452]

Dying in a bathtub full of money, yes I totally ripped that off from Slumdog Millionaire.