Your Ideal Video Game Character

[SomeBoredGuy]

What is your ideal video game character that you would like to play as in a game? It can be anything you like, just be careful since many* doctors agree that over-exposure to awesomeness causes heads to explode.

Mine? A super monkey robot called Jeffrey that is twenty stories high, has bazookas for arms, eyes that shoot super-mega death beams, ears that can hear a pin drop half the universe away (to hell with physics!), can read minds, breathes in pollution while breathing out a minty scent that covers the whole globe and finally eating things that had wasted potential while crapping out what they could have been.

[sub][sub][sub]* Read: pretty much no[/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[Radeonx]

He looks, sounds, acts, and talks exactly like me.
It will be the most badass and awesome main character ever devised.

 

[Dango]

For me "ideal" would be the cutest anime character ever.

 

[Gigaguy64]

Depends on the game.

Though in general, Characters like Hector and Samus are both types i love.

...i wonder what we would get if you mix the two?
Whatever it would be, it would defiantly be awesome.

 

[Secret world leader (shhh)]

Probably someone like me but with the ability to transform his limbs into various things like miniguns, hologram projectors and dild...um...other things