Your impossible questions?

[Theninja'skatana]

What's a the kldfjwer?

 

[Player 2]

When you die, where does your mind go?

And it's not as simple as you might think.

Nowhere. Unless you get decapitated.

 

[Theninja'skatana]

Can you digg it?
How does sephiroth swing his sword?

 

[AngryFrenchCanadian]

Why does pain hurt?

I either get a strange look or "because it does". I still dunno why it hurts, or what pain even is. I feel pain, but I have no idea why it hurts me, or what "hurt" is. Ah fuck, I'm just diving by zero here.

I don't know, it's like asking why you can move your limbs or finger, even though you don't "ask" your brain to do it, you just do it. You simply "feel" pain because it is the way your brain tells you something is wrong with your body.

 

[Nannernade]

I have a few that have been pondering me for awhile now.

Who came up with words? Why do they mean what they mean? Why can't chocolate milk mean jumping off a building.

Why do we need the economy?

And finally, when you're looking for something why do parents time and time again ask the age old question "Well where did you put it?" Well I wouldn't be asking you where it was if I knew the answer to that question mom >.>...

Oh yes and how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? =D

 

[5mj7R7yf4Dwr3gdZyyu9PeGNwYjlNrjzuh3iTXQG]

Not-so-impossible questions.

Infinite + Infinite = ???

Infinity + Infinity = Infinity. If you have a larger scale of infinity, the larger one takes precedence, say Aleph0 + Aleph1 = Aleph1. Same is true with all arithmetic functions.

Answer with certainty?
What happens after death?

On the presumtion reality is as it appears, then death = oblivion. Considering the many-worlds interpretation [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Many-worlds_interpretation], consciousness continues down all paths by which it can, so you (the observer) continue to live until all possibilities that rule out death are exhausted. Then oblivion.

But reality may not be as it appears, but only simulated [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simulated_reality], in which case the interpretation of reality in which you (the observer) died is rejected for one in which your existance continues (since you continue to exist so long as you can think and perceive). That is, of course, so long as you are sustained by by simulation (assuming you are intrinsic to it) or by whatever system keeps you alive (if you are extrinsic to the simulation).

What would happen if an unstoppable force met an indestructible wall?

In reality, absolutes do not exist, hence the force is only finitely unstoppable and the wall is only finitely indestructable. In short, one would fail, much like the unsinkable Titanic.

If a fly is flying down the railway line and happens to meet the windscreen of a train travelling in the opposite direction, does the fly stop before going back in the same direction as the train, even for a nanosecond? ... But if the train is moving in that direction, how could the fly stop before going the other way?

The fly would experience rapid decelleration, ergo would slow, then stop, then reverse direction (and rapidly accellerate) to the speed of the train windshield. So yes, there is a point in time, no matter how miniscule, in which the fly stops. Of course, this is all going to be very hard on the integral structure of the poor fly.

How do blind people know when they're done wiping?

By feel and by smell. Fortunately, unlike grease, fecal matter washes off fairly easily. Much of the world prefers use of a bedet [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bedet] over bathroom tissue, anyway. Paperless toilets are particularly big in Japan.

 

[Slangeveld]

WHAT

IS THE COLOUR

OF NIGHT

Sanguine my brother.

WELCOME

HOME

 

[Anarchemitis]

What would happen if Pinocchio says "my nose will grow"?

It explodes.

 

[chromewarriorXIII]

Why does pain hurt?

I either get a strange look or "because it does". I still dunno why it hurts, or what pain even is. I feel pain, but I have no idea why it hurts me, or what "hurt" is. Ah fuck, I'm just diving by zero here.

Not sure if this has been answered (I'm not prepared to search through 8 more pages), but I may have a partial answer. Technically, anytime you touch something it's pain. So, really pain doesn't always mean that you are hurt. Like I said, it's just a partial answer, and may in fact confuse you more, but it's the best I can do.

As for my impossible question: What is my impossible question?

Although, is that even an impossible question? I did put a question. Crap... I think I made some sort of paradox.

 

[I Max95]

if you went back in time and killed yourself would you dissappear
BUT then if you did you would never be alive to kill yourself in the future, or the past

stupid i know but i cant think of a possible answer

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

Why does pain hurt?

I either get a strange look or "because it does". I still dunno why it hurts, or what pain even is. I feel pain, but I have no idea why it hurts me, or what "hurt" is. Ah fuck, I'm just diving by zero here.

Thinking that helps me fight pain. I think "What is pain? Why does this hurt?" and it lessens the pain. Yeah call me weird.

OT:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I want to know!!!

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

That world would go off into an alternate universe, leaving yours with you alive, and that one with you dead.

 

[Da Chi]

Infinite + Infinite = ???

2Infinite.

 

[LemonMelon]

Am I the eggman or are they the eggman?

You are the walrus.

Koo koo kachoo, man.

 

[Da Chi]

Am I the eggman or are they the eggman?

You are the Walrus.
Goo Goo Gachuu.

 

[Da Chi]

Your trapped in a room with Justin Beiber, Miley Cirus, both are having a karaoke contest, and you have only one bullet in your revolver. What to do?

Shoot the Karaoke machine and get physical with the gun butt.

 

[Da Chi]

OT:When does anything stop being made of something smaller?

When it starts as something bigger. IE Ice sculptures!

 

[Da Chi]

Can somebody with multiple personalities fall in love with one of their personalities?

Not really impossible to answer, just something that's been bugging me for awhile.

I think the more important question, can multiple personalities meet.
If so, do they throw social parties with themselves?

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

Can somebody with multiple personalities fall in love with one of their personalities?

Not really impossible to answer, just something that's been bugging me for awhile.

I think the more important question, can multiple personalities meet.
If so, do they throw social parties with themselves?

Touche...
But if they meet and throw parties, can they get romantically involved? =o

 

[Da Chi]

What is a third of 10? It just goes on like 3.33333333333333....forever.

You answered your own question.

You can also write it as "3 and a 1/3".
Or you could write it in base 3, where it would be written as 10.1. (and the original "10" would be written as 101)

A better math one would be "define pie"

?noun

a baked food having a filling of fruit, meat, pudding, etc., prepared in a pastry-lined pan or dish and often topped with a pastry crust.

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-.-

We both know I ment Pi even if Im an idiot and put an "e" on the end

The lowest positive real value of x such that cos(x) = 1.
Where cos(z) is defined to be sum(n=0 to infinity) (-1)[sup]n[/sup]z[sup]2n[/sup]/(2n)!

Smart ass

Now go write out Pi as a figure. When you get to the part we dont know I think Ill have made my point.

Okay.
In base pi, pi = 1.

Done and dusted.

You are awesome. You > Everything Math