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twistedmic

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Wintermute_ said:
Your trapped in a room with Justin Beiber, Miley Cirus, both are having a karaoke contest, and you have only one bullet in your revolver. What to do?
Shoot one of them then beat the other to death with the empty gun and your bare hands.
 

Private Custard

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twistedmic said:
Wintermute_ said:
Your trapped in a room with Justin Beiber, Miley Cirus, both are having a karaoke contest, and you have only one bullet in your revolver. What to do?
Shoot one of them then beat the other to death with the empty gun and your bare hands.
Pick the lightest one. Kill the lightest one with the bullet. Kill the remaining irritant with the lightest one (wield like a baseball bat).
 

Amethyst Wind

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"What would you do in situation X?"

Fucked if I know, I'M NOT THERE!

The best I can give is a guess, I won't know until I am actually in the situation, and anyone who says differently is a fucking liar.

It really pisses me off when people say "Oh I'd definitely do this or that, etc". No, no you fucking wouldn't, until you are in the situation and can back that up then you are talking out your arse. You might end up doing what you said, but beforehand, you cannot possibly know, you can't see the future.
 

Not-here-anymore

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TheSeventhLoneWolf said:
Who is phone? (Inside joke between a bunch of blokes I know on skype.)
What? The whole internet knows that one. It's not as inside as you think.

Question I'd like answered: Can I retake my 2nd year of university please? (The uni is taking a while to get back to me on that one, although they did say yes to someone else in essentially the same position)

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Sorry, I coughed up a chunk of /b/ there... I'm getting it out of my system, slowly.

Will Half Life 2: Episode 3 ever come out? Will I ever get round to completing Half Life 2?

And, most importantly of all, why can't I sleep? Ever?

Will CoD and Halo always cause radical divides in the user-base of this site? (and, indeed, the entire gaming community)
 

zen5887

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Fucking magnets! How do they wo...

Nevermind.

Do androids dream of eletric sheep?
 

Jasper Jeffs

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Why does pain hurt?

I either get a strange look or "because it does". I still dunno why it hurts, or what pain even is. I feel pain, but I have no idea why it hurts me, or what "hurt" is. Ah fuck, I'm just diving by zero here.
 

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Jasper Jeffs said:
Why does pain hurt?

I either get a strange look or "because it does". I still dunno why it hurts, or what pain even is. I feel pain, but I have no idea why it hurts me, or what "hurt" is. Ah fuck, I'm just diving by zero here.
It doesn't if you can get a grip on it. It's all about building a tolerance, same as anything really.

I can take serious knocks and cuts without flinching now (manual job = pain train(ing)).
 

pendragon177

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Whats blue in the summer brown in the winter and smells like cheese?? No one knows the answer to this!
 

Jasper Jeffs

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The Jakeinator said:
Jasper Jeffs said:
Why does pain hurt?

I either get a strange look or "because it does". I still dunno why it hurts, or what pain even is. I feel pain, but I have no idea why it hurts me, or what "hurt" is. Ah fuck, I'm just diving by zero here.
http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/pain/PN00017

Science is a friend of mine.
I've read stuff like that, but I don't know why pain hurts. It's just a sensation like any other, what makes something like (for example) sex good and pain bad? I realise my body is made to function that way, but I don't fucking understand what the feelings are.

This is why I get strange looks, I know the science behind pain but I can't fucking ask the question I want to without sounding like a freak.
 

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Stabby McRunfast said:
How do blind people know when they're done wiping?
Stand up for a second and wiggle your hips, if it doesn't feel right, go down for round 2.

As for my question:

If I leave here tomorrow...Will you still remember me?