Your impossible questions?

[Mikeyfell]

What would happen if an unstoppable force met an indestructible wall?

that's how Chuck Norris was conceived

 

[captaincabbage]

If you are trying to fail at everything you have ever done, and you succeed, do you fail, or succeed?

 

[Mikeyfell]

Your trapped in a room with Justin Beiber, Miley Cirus, both are having a karaoke contest, and you have only one bullet in your revolver. What to do?

shoot Miley and beat Justin to death with her corpse.

 

[Naheal]

Your trapped in a room with Justin Beiber, Miley Cirus, both are having a karaoke contest, and you have only one bullet in your revolver. What to do?

Miley Cirus would kill Beiber. She may be a pop star, but she seems to have a head on her shoulders.

OT: Can someone find me an incorruptible politician?

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

"Mother, I don't want to be a dinosaur."

I know it's not a question. That's why IT HAS NO ANSWER.

 

[Talshere]

"Mother, I don't want to be a dinosaur."

I know it's not a question. That's why IT HAS NO ANSWER.

No its a statement, which can be answered with a question. "Why don't you want to be a dinosaur?"

 

[HarmanSmith]

What is man?

A miserable little pile of secrets. Next question.

OT: Why is there air?

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

"Mother, I don't want to be a dinosaur."

I know it's not a question. That's why IT HAS NO ANSWER.

No its a statement, which can be answered with a question. "Why don't you want to be a dinosaur?"

Because they've got tiny arms.

Also, they're all dead.


Also, it's something a friend of mine said out of nowhere the other day, and it was really funny at the time, even though I'm not sure why.

 

[Mikeyfell]

do GeeSe see God?

Taco Cat!

 

[Sjakie]

Your trapped in a room with Justin Beiber, Miley Cirus, both are having a karaoke contest, and you have only one bullet in your revolver. What to do?

Shoot myself.

OT: How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?

Keep counting till he hits his 18th birthday and you will know.

P.s I would rape Bieber so hard his balls would drop and shoot Cirus just to see it in tomorrows headlines...then i would claim i am a catholic priest and swear that Miley was a witch and needed to be purged. And Bieber? Ow come on, you know that never happend.

No, that's too embarrasing. Beat bieber to death with the gun, then load a fragment of his skull into the chamber, shoot Miley in the face with it, then beat her to death with bieber's limbs. Then, make a lockpick out of her bones, and use the bullet on whoever locked you in the room. Easy.

I considered that option before, i have no problem with embarresment but do suck at crafts

 

[Niccolo]

Why does pain hurt?

I either get a strange look or "because it does". I still dunno why it hurts, or what pain even is. I feel pain, but I have no idea why it hurts me, or what "hurt" is. Ah fuck, I'm just diving by zero here.

Pain is a message produced by a network of nerves to tell you that something that's not right is happening. One of the body's limits is being passed in some way and the hurting is the warning light.

Our brains have simply come to interpret the activation of those nerves as the hurting sensation - just as the brain has come to interpret the activation of the nerves in our ears as sound.

OT: Why is there air?

During the formation of our planet oxygen and nitrogen atoms were trapped in various compounds throughout the earth's crus. The first life-forms that evolved did not require oxygen, thoguh they did require the carbon and phosphorous that the oxygen and nitrogen were bonded to. Thus they metabolised the compounds and produced oxygen nad nitrogen as a waste product.

Or, if you're a Creationist, God placed it here for us to breathe so our internal metabolisms would have the secondary fuel source it requires.

What would happen if an unstoppable force met an indestructible wall?

Force Transference.

Wrong, if the force is unstoppable then it cannot lose any of its energy when passing through the wall or it is in fact stoppable just very hard to stop.

Wrong again. A force is not made up of energy; the energy is resultant that acts upon the object due to the force.

One thing first: Unstoppable force is the same thing as an infinite force.

Let's assume that the original poster means "immovable object", not "indestructible object". The answer to the second is as Zeeky said; force transferrance. The indestructible object would be subject to the unstoppable force and would undergo infinite acceleration. The original object would rebound with exactly negative infinite acceleration, itself being an unstoppable force as well.

Or both objects would be annihilated.

Now, the first one (immovable object). An immovable object by definition must be of infinite mass; this means that the energy required to move the object is infinite - hence, immovable.

Hold on, here's where it gets interesting. The object going at an infinite acceleration will be of infinite mass itself (laws of relativity, the object will be travelling at the speed of light due to the infinite acceleration) and, as such, will in fact be subject to infinite kinetic energy. When this encounters the immovable object... the immovable object will be moved.



The trouble with this question is that the unstoppable force and the immovable object are essentially two sides of the same coin. The theoretical immovable object is an object of infinite mass that cannot be moved by any real force and can only be moved by an infinite force - which is the aforementioned unstoppable force.

 

[Dr. Paine]

Why does science team have vapor for brains?

I've asked it before, but never got an answer.

 

[rekabdarb]

They're both half right and half wrong.
At the end of the court case the judge's decision overwrites the original agreement. So, whatever the judge says, goes.

Aha! that however was not the question

The question was "Who is right?", the answer is "The judge."

but he wasn't a option... The options are the student or the teacher. However why would the judge's ruling override the original agreement? That is also a legal binding contract.

 

[rekabdarb]

Your trapped in a room with Justin Beiber, Miley Cirus, both are having a karaoke contest, and you have only one bullet in your revolver. What to do?

Numbah one, shoot Mistah Beaver in the face. Then do rapeh time with miss little slut slut that she is turning into (in 3 months of course... duh [when she turns 18]) then pistol wipe her vocal chords so she can't sing no more

 

[JunebugJuJuBee]

What would happen if Pinocchio says "my nose will grow"?

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

Your trapped in a room with Justin Beiber, Miley Cirus, both are having a karaoke contest, and you have only one bullet in your revolver. What to do?

Time for a magic bullet!

 

[Last Bullet]

If printing more currency makes the currency worth less, why doesn't burning mass quantities of it make it more valuable?

 

[Palademon]

Why are there male nekos?
Also, why do all 13 year olds on chatrooms roleplay cyber eachother with poorly made and spelled profiles that make no sense, then if I insult one they come back later with a different account and try to cyber me as a prank, but fail coz I could tell it was them and them saying they want to do me in the ass has nothing to do with the actions they tried to take on me, and why did she still find it funny after humiliating herself in failed prank cyber in a public chat?

 

[C95J]

Infinite + Infinite = ???

Great, this'll stick in my head for eternity.
Thank you, Jackson.

no problem, it's practically my job to do things like that.

Although I tend to confuse myself more often than others....

 

[C95J]

Infinite + Infinite = ???

Infinity + Infinity = infinity (not 2 * infinity as that statement is nonsense in terms of mathematics).
Infinity - Infinity = undefined (the process results in an infinite number of answers)
Infinity * Infinity = infinity (Again, infinity^2 is mathematical nonsense)
Infinity / Infinity = undefined (the process results in an infinite number of correct answers)

my brain hurts