Your inner robot?

[Arkhangelsk]

The fact my back glows red when i have sex

Wait, you get a glowing back whenever you get it up? That'd be socially awkward. Or is it only when the act is completed? (Trying to say it as properly as possible, failed)

 

[Azraellod]

i think about situations with cold logic. that's about as close as it gets with me.

i apparently lack empathy (actually in my school report) and don't display emotions.

 

[dalek sec]

The fact my back glows red when i have sex

Thought that only worked with the Sixes and Eights.

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

The fact my back glows red when i have sex

Wait, you get a glowing back whenever you get it up? That'd be socially awkward. Or is it only when the act is completed? (Trying to say it as properly as possible, failed)

I just make sure i'm on top ;D

The fact my back glows red when i have sex

Thought that only worked with the Sixes and Eights.

Nope, its part of all models.

 

[Arkhangelsk]

My shiny metal ass.

Seems you have been ninja'd on every letter by this gentleman:

My shiny metal ass

 

[Jedamethis]

The way I transform into a truck

 

[wewontdie11]

My completely artificial endoskeleton, exoskeleton, neural pathways, hydraulics (or muscles if you will) and internal nuclear fusion reactor.

 

[Arkhangelsk]

The fact my back glows red when i have sex

Wait, you get a glowing back whenever you get it up? That'd be socially awkward. Or is it only when the act is completed? (Trying to say it as properly as possible, failed)

I just make sure i'm on top ;D

I mean socially awkward as in walking past a hot chick at social occasion, getting compulsive thoughts. Or did I misread a subtle, yet understandable and clever euphemism?

 

[cobra_ky]

i'm horrible at reading captcha images. every time i fail one i question my own humanity a little.

 

[Ridonculous_Ninja]

OCD about having everything in the spot it should be in.

All small glasses in the cupboard on the bottom shelf and all tall ones on the top, all light switches the same way (although I sort of stopped caring about that now), etc.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

I normaly do with out question
and I follow Asimov's three laws *laughs*

 

[Brnin8]

The fact that I have BALLS OF STEEL.

 

[AvsJoe]

My non-understanding of other human beings.

This.

I can be an emotionless bastard at times.

This.

My ability/ tendency to zone out the world, especially while driving or doing something repetitive at work.

This.

I tend to have trouble expressing emotions at times.

This.

My distaste towards emotion.

This.

I'm inhumanly in tune with numbers.

This.

Heck, I'm a freaking robot with skin.

 

[Jurassic Rob]

I think it's the lug nuts in my neck.... yeah I think thats the closest thing.

 

[Gooble]

My logic, but then again I seem to make very odd decisions/conclusions based on logical thought processes.

 

[Ben7]

My Neutrality.

 

[AvsJoe]

OCD about having everything in the spot it should be in.

OCD or OCPD? Wikipedia the difference, you might learn something. For instance, I suffer from OCPD, not OCD.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

Spoiler: WARNING! Explicit post

I can fuck for hours upon hours consistently. I'm like a machine.

 

[twistedshadows]

My ability to do repetitive tasks and my math skills.

 

[Dr.Sean]

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