Your kickass one-liner.

[TheMatt]

"Do you like fruit roll-ups?" bang!

Just to confuse them in their last second of life.

 

[irishstormtrooper]

"Die, infidel toaster!"

 

[El Poncho]

I am looking forward to next time... Oh wait BANG!

 

[CptPanda29]

If I can I shout "I DON'T NEED NO BLOODY GUN!!!" then use a knife or other mellee weapon. Commando is an awesome movie.

 

[messy]

It would a appear he had a pulmonary heart attack...to the head.

 

[ShaFe123]

hmm well personally i would say....
in a calm put on british accent.
"suck my lulz *****"
dont ask why.

 

[ShadowKatt]

"Die when I kill you!"

Always gets strange looks when I'm playing at lan parties. Started using it when I was playing games with bosses that had insane amounts of health, but works equally well when you get a headshot in CSS and they're wearing a helmet.

 

[Arionis]

"Vai Victus."

 

[Mindblow]

"I do not believe in violence!" Bam
"You better not come back for a sequel!" Slash
Or to rip off an awesome one from a game
"And if you order now, I'll throw in a second beating free."

 

[Neosage]

I can't believe no one has said it.

Game Over.

Some more:
Your time is up.
I'm going to give you ten seconds, then I'm going to catch you and kill you. (i said this to a kid in high school after he threw a drink in my face. the results were hilarious)
Thats not a knife, this is a knife!

What happened?

 

[fedpayne]

I say alot of confusing, random one-liners when I play Gears of War 2. My favourite is when i curb-stomp someone "Wasn`t my boot tasty? I made it chocolate flavour." Or "I`ll rip your effing face off.". For confusing ones there`s "Hmm... it seems you have something unneeded there on your face. Let me justify that."

Ha ha. You reminded me of the HORRIFIc things that Marcus says. *Sniping headshot* 'Look, Ma, no face!'

 

[teutonicman]

OH YEAH! in a kool-aid man voice

 

[Ranthus]

I like "I hope you brought your wallet, because the rent for HELL is payed in advance"

Sarge!

Other bad one liners from Sarge in RvB:
"How 'bout a tasty lead sandwich with a side of Sarge! Hold the life...and the mayo."
"Dr. Sarge M.D. to the emergency room! Prescription, death. Diagnosis, SHOTGUN!"
"Hey, does this shotgun barrel look clogged to you?" -favorite
"Dr. Sarge says take two barrels of this shotgun and call me when you're dead! Ring ring, hello? Is it you? Yep, you're dead!"

 

[AlphaOmega]

Im not your friend, buddy. *shoots*

 

[Duskwaith]

silence then..."I am" *reference*

 

[Mr Claw Hammer]

"Its hammer time"

 

[neoontime]

Your Life sucked.. good thing it about to end.... Wait that's not fair. Here's twenty dollars.. And Then I Would shot him
Yeah I would be a very sympathetic murderer

 

[neoontime]

Tell me what on in hell