Your kickass one-liner.
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One of the following:
"I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you!" (can't believe nobody said this in 170 posts!)
"There ain't room enough in this town for the two of us." *cracks up laughing* "Sorry, I always wanted to say that. Enough dicking around." *BANG*
"I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, in all this confusion I've kind of lost track myself. No. Wait. There's no confusion at all. This gun's loaded. Here, I'll prove it." *BANG!*
"Excuse me for a minute while I play Mythbuster. I heard a myth that you can get shot six times with a loaded .44 Magnum and live to tell the tale. What say we test the myth?" *BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!* "Damn. Myth busted."
"I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you!" (can't believe nobody said this in 170 posts!)
"There ain't room enough in this town for the two of us." *cracks up laughing* "Sorry, I always wanted to say that. Enough dicking around." *BANG*
"I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, in all this confusion I've kind of lost track myself. No. Wait. There's no confusion at all. This gun's loaded. Here, I'll prove it." *BANG!*
"Excuse me for a minute while I play Mythbuster. I heard a myth that you can get shot six times with a loaded .44 Magnum and live to tell the tale. What say we test the myth?" *BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!* "Damn. Myth busted."
Your skull simply has that mantlepice look this castle has been missing. Ill take it now, please.
Smashing someone's skull in: "Things are coming to a head!"
When stealing a folding table in an old WWF game: "The tables have turned!"
I had one more great one but it slipped my mind... might edit later.
Bonus lines from the MAX PAYNE series (because the writing is 10/10... well aside from that just about every single character takes a bullet to the head and lives in the story)
MAX: "He was trying to buy sand for his hourglass but I wasn't selling any."
MAX: "After he had tried to murder me and killed the woman I loved, there was one thing I had left to do. I had to give him back his gun. One bullet at a time."
When stealing a folding table in an old WWF game: "The tables have turned!"
I had one more great one but it slipped my mind... might edit later.
Bonus lines from the MAX PAYNE series (because the writing is 10/10... well aside from that just about every single character takes a bullet to the head and lives in the story)
MAX: "He was trying to buy sand for his hourglass but I wasn't selling any."
MAX: "After he had tried to murder me and killed the woman I loved, there was one thing I had left to do. I had to give him back his gun. One bullet at a time."
