Your kickass one-liner.

[Shock and Awe]

Boom Shaka Laka!

or maybe, LEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS!

or, Say Hey To Jesus For Me

 

[True-Shinobi]

I usually just shout, "Get the F*ck Down!" Or just use a Cole Train "Woow!!" 8)

 

[Yokai]

TULACH ARD!

It's My Family's Battle cry. It means something in Gaelic. I don't know what. Cbf googling

You lucky bastard, living in a place where your families have a battle cry. That's awesome. Tell me what that means when you figure it out.

 

[Eatbrainz]

Either "FOR THE HORDE!" or "Eat Boot!"

 

[Finnboghi]

Care for a spot of tea guv'?

Just so he would die confused.

That is so awesome.

Also, I'd either say BOOM! HEADSHOT!

Or C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER if they were a dick repeatedly.

 

[ExplosionProofTaco]

TULACH ARD!

It's My Family's Battle cry. It means something in Gaelic. I don't know what. Cbf googling

You lucky bastard, living in a place where your families have a battle cry. That's awesome. Tell me what that means when you figure it out.

Turns out, It means 'The High Hill' Which was the gathering/Meeting point for my family <9000 years ago.

"Looks like you're about to have a WHALE of a time!" I'd say as I push him into a pool of killer whales.

I'd be a lame villain.

or say "I'm going to shoot you with... A GUN!" Then Shoot him.

One Internet Prostitute to the man who guesses what that is from.

 

[Vrex360]

"It is a game called life, one rule... don't die. Looks like you lost!"

 

[tomtom94]

If I'm being a total geek then I would say "Emulsified" whenever someone dies.
And if ANYONE manages to get that reference then they deserve several cookies.

...plus "You appear to have blood on your chin. Let me add to that"
or something. I'm more of a reaction comedian.

 

[Squiggers]

TULACH ARD!

It's My Family's Battle cry. It means something in Gaelic. I don't know what. Cbf googling

You lucky bastard, living in a place where your families have a battle cry. That's awesome. Tell me what that means when you figure it out.

Clan MacKenzie, I assume then? And thats the Slogan, not the Warcry, unless its used as the Warcry as well? It means "The high hill", refers to the MacKenzie's stronghold, if I remember rightly. Think only one or two clans actually have a different warcry - like the MacIntyres. The MacDonald Clan (Which i'm from), is something like "per mare per terras" (By Sea, by Land), or "fraoch eilean" (the heathery isle). Seafaring clan for the win.

(Bugger, you beat me to it.)

"I'm British, you Muppet" would do me quite happily, I think. Or do some Deadpool style idiocy. Preferably the later, it all depends on the situation.

 

[RooksEye]

I actually have many. Depends on my mood. Sometimes it's a simple "f*ck you", but my favorite is "Everyone must die!" I usually say this when i run onto the battlefield.

 

[Agent Larkin]

I dont know about killing him face to face but I know in COD WAW myself and my friends chucked about six grenades in on one sniper.
First Grenade goes off: "Take that you bastard"
Second Grenade goes off: "Who else threw in a grenade?" (My friends all answer that one)
Third Grenade goes off: "Fucking hell I think he's dead now"
Fourth grenade goes off: "Bloody hell you guys weren't joking"
Fifth grenade goes off: (Awkward silence)
Sixth grenade goes off: (I walk into the room were he was) "Guys to put it plainly he aint going home to his kids".

Also in the facedown situation I would just quote Tommy at the end of Mafia.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Kiss, my shiney, metal, ass

Maybe he won't realize its from Futurama and think I'm a cyborg. Win Win

 

[The_Night_Walker]

BABOON BABOON - that would startle him before the bullet makes his brains my new carpet

 

[Murlin]

"Die ugly."
yes the truth hurts...
or "Lucky bastard! You're going to die"
confusing without lying once again!

 

[SpikeyGirl]

'First class delivery to the Grim Reaper'

 

[dietpeachsnapple]

So I was sitting with a bunch of new people and they considered me fairly intelligent. They began asking me paradoxical questions and I answered them in kind.

Finally one of them made some kind of snide disrespectful inquiry.

I turned to him, and spoke very clearly,

"I have something to say to you, and it is very important, are you listening?"

"Yes"

"Good... Shut the fuck up."

Everyone BUT that guy started laughing.

 

[eatenbyagrue]

Not so much "short and sweet", but more "poetic".

"Now that I've beaten, humiliated and outright destroyed you, I would normally at least give you the courtesy of "You were a worthy opponent", but really, you don't deserve it."

 

[Captain Ninja]

Me:"you know after all we have been through and all this fighting for some reason i think ill let you live"
starts to walk away
Villain: "really?"
BANG!!!!
Me:"heh heh....No"

 

[ChaotixxofWar]

I would say "1 bullet or 2?"
or "Open or Closed?"
or "Zomg 1337 noob pwnage ftw"