Your Last Meal

[AkJay]

*I didn't use the Search Bar, i don't care if it's been done before*

Simple question, depending on the title, you are on Death Row, about to go to the electric chair, lethal injection, fed to deathclaws, whatever or however you want to die. It is your last night, and your warden asks you what meal you want for your last meal.

My last meal would probably be my own taco bar, with everything, tortilla's, meat, lettuce, sour cream, everything i would want on my tacos, of course with a giant side of nachos.

 

[Insanum]

Cyanide Pills. Fuck the chair.

In all seriousness, Something gassy, something mega sweet too.

And my nans roast beef dinner (because we all know, your own nan makes the best roast dinners)

 

[The_Healer]

Anything? I'd have to go with human liver with fava beans and a nice chianti.

Naahhh but seriously... An expensive Wagyu steak with mash potato, caramelized onions and vegies.

 

[lewism247]

I would have a buffet of chinese,italian and fast food...and a blowtorch,rifle and jetpack

 

[TheLastCylon]

The prison guards.


Practical and delicious!


[small]kidding...kidding...[/small]


Seriously though, I would have a giant Bloomin' Onion.

 

[walls of cetepedes]

Whatever the Boomers in L4D ate.

Electric chair + explosive death = hilarity.

 

[Beffudled Sheep]

The all you can eat buffet. I could live forever.

 

[Brnin8]

The Sandvich, I would eat it when about to get zapped and probably survive because of the awesomeness.

 

[chickenlord]

an all you can eat buffet, with all my favorite foods, and new ones in case i get bord...i also can move around and go to the bathroom whilst eating =P so i can essentially live as long as it takes to live...

 

[New Troll]

Mexican food. Local.

And if they couldn't deliver me there, probably just some fruit. Probably pineapple.

 

[KaiRai]

I'd ask for a triple chocolate fudge sundae after a huge huge huge meatball sub.

I fucking love meatball subs And I'm allergic to chocolate, so job done!!!

Actually, chocolate doesn't kill me, it just makes me cough.....dammit that'd be annoying on your deathbed...

 

[crudus]

I would order an all-you-can-eat buffet.

Cyanide Pills. Fuck the chair.

Eat apple seeds. They have cyanide in them.

 

[Sporadic chaos]

Steak, mashed potatoes, Chinese takeout, baked potatoes, pizza, chips, Mountain Dew, popcorn, ice cream and a roast chicken.

 

[Pielikey]

I would drink loads of gasoline and dynamite. So when I die I really go off with a bang.

 

[Gerazzi]

a cake with a batter operated circular saw in it.

 

[JohnSmith]

A Proton Pill.

 

[Fearzone]

Blow torch bisque, AK47 salad with a couple clips on the side, and a couple tasers for dessert.

 

[grimsprice]

A whole lamb sloooooooow cooked till its warm inside... still full of blood. I like my meat as rare as is safe. And a massive pile of mashed potatoes and lamb gravy. Ommmmm Nom Nom Nom Nom.

Edit: yes, i do know how to cook a whole lamb completely in one piece. It takes about 5000 dollars worth of equipment and a day and a half to get fully prepared and cooked. Its quite gruesome but nothing can ever taste that good.

 

[zacaron]

something amarican, preferably a burger I could just keep eating until I died of a heart attack or something

 

[LiftYourSkinnyFists]

Full english breakfast with a follow up of sweet apple pie and to drink it would be a rather large milkshake or six.

Oh and a mint.