Your Last Meal

[Brnin8]

Full english breakfast with a follow up of sweet apple pie and to drink it would be a rather large milkshake or six.

Oh and a mint.

Fine I'll say it...
Would you like a wafer thin mint?

 

[T3h Camp3r T3rr0r1st]

a dodo egg because as the search for the dodo egg I would be able to escape using my plastic spoon as a shiv!

 

[AkJay]

a dodo egg because as the search for the dodo egg I would be able to escape using my plastic spoon as a shiv!

That reminds me a lot like how Dale Gribble from King of the Hill wanted the worlds Rarest Truffle.

 

[One Seven One]

everyone who is trying to kill me's organs.

ha ha ha.. sorry

probably pizza.

 

[Sightless Wisdom]

Mead, tasty mead. And some sort of large, tasty animal. Maybe a turkey, or some steak, or a pork-roast. Anyway, meat and mead. Followed by pie. Glorious,bountiful pie.

 

[barryween]

A whole turkey, smothered in gravy, and lot's of sides that would make me have diarrhea, to give those bastards a "pleasant" surprise when they kill me XD

 

[Ciarang]

I would have a whole baguette with branston pickle and cheese with a side order of spaghetti hoops on toast *has taste bud-gasm*

And for drinks i'll have water.... I hate fizzy drinks and alcohol

 

[Joshimodo]

A cake with a file in it.

 

[Akai Shizuku]

A whole buffet...entirely donated to the poor.

 

[cjmuffin]

a senzu bean

 

[Assassin Xaero]

i don't care if it's been done before

First off... I love you, in a erm... friendly sorta way... last meal... uhh... last thing I ate was some chips... meal wise, last thing was probably pizza last night... don't eat "meals" much... usually just grab something...

 

[historybuff]

Mashed potatoes. I love them.

And California Blend. I love that stuff too.

Also, warm zucchini bread with butter.

And a whiskey sour.

 

[peterwolfe]

My answer: a live, bronze-skinned beautiful woman with a full bust and matching rear. Why eat for my last few minutes when I could have blazing hot sex?

 

[ElephantGuts]

A glass of water. Everyone knows you don't go to your death on a full stomach. You'll shit your pants and embarrass yourself.

Actually, I think I should probably make that a bottle of vodka. Would probably help with the whole dying thing.

 

[MasterSqueak]

My last meal?

The heart of the warden, and every guard in the facility. I'd just leave once everyone was dead.

Or a suit of power armor with a side of assault rifle.

The second one would take some effort but would be more awesome.

 

[Jezzascmezza]

I wouldn't be able to eat. I'd be sh*tting myself with nerves.

 

[grimsprice]

i don't care if it's been done before

First off... I love you, in a erm... friendly sorta way... last meal... uhh... last thing I ate was some chips... meal wise, last thing was probably pizza last night... don't eat "meals" much... usually just grab something...

First off... not um so much um ....'s. Second.... erm.... read the um.... actual post. Then um.... yeah, answer the post. Last meal, as in, death row last meal, not the last thing you ate.

 

[Layz92]

The pavement 6 floors down from my newly opened prison window. I'd prefer my life to end on my own terms.

 

[S-Unleashed]

In-Out double doulbe and some chocolate.

 

[Jinx_Dragon]

Nothing at all.

I never found the logic in feeding, elaborately, a man who is going to die within the next few hours. Seems... wasteful.

There is a book out on last meals though, I can remember some of it. The people I agreed with, and respected, the most where those who said to feed the last meal to the homeless and went to their deaths hungry but knowing someone else got to eat.